Tide Rod

The Tide Rod (verb) is when a man (intentionally or unintentionally) cleans his penis without rinsing off the soap and then proceeds to have penetrative sex with a woman. This results in a yeast infection, causing the vagina to look like when you put too many tide pods in the washing machine.

Dave's wife had been complaining about his genital hygiene so he gave her the Tide Rod.

by Silliest Sex July 19, 2025

Roll Tide

When your cousin gives you an enema with a tide pod.

I miss my cousin, her roll tides are the best!

by Key of life February 20, 2025

tide-lee

A tide-lee is an odd person who can’t control how silly and/or stupid he or she can be.

A tide-Lee is not a bad one person, they can have great qualities too but mostly he or she is just a total silly bugger and tnuc.

Person 1: check out that guy smelling his own farts!

Person 2: hahaha that guy is such a tide-lee!

by Spacefucker November 23, 2021

Tide

It's another way of saying wave
(Slang). It's a synonym of wave incontext of street culture.

Man that shit so clean it's a tide

by Gokublackk999 June 26, 2023

Crimson Tide

Squirting Period Blood. (Sorry Alabama Football)

He made be Squirt while I was bleeding and it was like a Crimson Tide!!!

by d3vilwitahal0 June 8, 2024

Secrets Tides

A resort in the Dominican Republic with beautiful beaches, restaurants and pools. The occasional swinger can be found at the preferred pool bubbler spa, so be ready to disrobe and fornicate.

Secrets Tides is a great place to vacation, or get accidentally pregnant.

by Binoc9 June 23, 2024

time and tide wait for no man

if you don't make use of a favorable opportunity, you may never get the same chance again.

"Realizing the internship was a golden ticket to her dream career, Sarah knew she had to apply immediately. After all, time and tide wait for no man, and this opportunity might not come knocking again."

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024