I thought we were friends

The best thing to say to a person close to you if they reject you in any way. If someone were to be told: "I thought we were friends", they would be forced to do whatever their "friend" wants them to do.

Tyrone: Yo mang, can you do my homework for me after skool?

Antwonne: Nah, man. I gotsta hit the sheets with mah ho tonight.

Tyrone: I thought we were friends, yo.

Antwonne: Aww shizz! Fine holmes, I'll do your damn homework.

by Nate of Fate. February 25, 2009

bro thoughts

When a guy has another guy friend in mind. Specifically in helping him get with a girl. The opposite of cock block.

"Dude, yesterday I was sitting on the beach with my friends Derrick and Ashley and they were really hitting it off, so I started having bro thoughts and went inside. Derrick thanked me later."

by W. C. Riley October 9, 2008

Black Hole Thought

A Negative thought that can feel like it’s consuming your mind. Putting your head into a black hole where all thoughts go to make you feel worse.

I can’t live with these black hole thoughts, they’re eating me alive.

by wormsrule March 16, 2020

really though

the understanding of what was just said.

" hey yo, mexican food be giving me gas dawg. "

" really though! " ( it does.. )

by Berteezy June 21, 2004

Intrusive thoughts

Intrusive thoughts is an expression that's used wrong most of the time. Real intrusive thoughts are unpleasant and should never be acted upon.
What most people mean to say is Impulse thoughts

Video of a man kicking an annoying kid down the stairs
Commenters: He let his intrusive thoughts win

by kiwidodo February 9, 2023

Thought Pain

When someone says something so disgusting and mind-bending, you feel like momentarily killing yourself.

Lets say your sitting at your desk working on your computer, and your mom suddenly walks in and RIPS open your peehole.

Yes, you just experienced thought pain.

by jasonk123 January 16, 2006

thookie

A really nice big,round booty. A fat ass. A badonkadonk. Ass so fat look like she got an orangutan on her back. Something that you want bouncing on your dick.

Nigga, you see that thookie on shorty right there ? She’ll definetly get beat from the back.

by SlimTopSider September 26, 2017