Bloated Taint

When you are extra puffy down there during Aunt Flows visit.

Sometimes its messy, butt Heather just wants Geof to pound her bloated taint.

by ShortSmartSassySweet July 4, 2023

Jumped the taint

To be unexpectedly surprised, even horrified; to transition quickly from pleasure to disgust.

Jody jumped the taint when she discovered her boyfriend was really her cousin.

by Tbeauie March 2, 2012

Cancerous Scrotum Tumor Taint

When someone’s face looks like a scrotum that went through a blast of radiation and turned wrinkly, droopy and smells like a taint in 150 degree weather.

You think that guy will pick that chick up? C’mon man, he looks like a Cancerous Scrotum Tumor Taint.

by Vladimir2020 December 4, 2020

taint cake

A crusty, rancid, solid or semi-solid deposit left usually on the front rim of a toilet seat. This is usually caused by a person who does not properly or adequately wash the space between their genitalia and anus (i.e. "taint") and, hence, the residue from said area is smeared across the seat and incubated (or "caked") onto the seat so badly that usually a vigorous scrubbing is needed to remove the viscous substance.

"Holy freaking God, Chris needs to wash his under-carriage. Just look at that taint cake he left on the seat."

by Crashmanshibby March 29, 2007

Girl Thinterrupted

When a girl keeps failing on her diet because she can't resist snacks that keeps her from losing any weight.

Source: Kc Swimmingly's blog

Tracey: Hey, Sasha... how's the diet going?

Sasha: It sucks! I've been pigging out every time I go to a dinner party...Girl Thinterrupted!!!

by YoYo McGee September 29, 2011

Tainted Curtain

The female version of the blumpkin: the act of tongue bathing a vagina while the lucky lady is dropping a duece.

"Dude, Keyvin gave his girl a tainted curtain last night!!"
"That tainted curtain was the greatest thing that ever happened to our relationship!"

by Caseman Korpulala May 19, 2006

taintsicle

The act of going into cold weather wearing only jeans after sweating. The cold then freezes the sweat on your balls and ass, causing a mild flux in thermal temperature around your taint, instantly freezing your balls to your taint.

"Man Mike, we shouldn't have ran up those stairs! My balls are sweaty, and fuck dude, its cold outside, i might get a taintsicle if im not careful"

by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007