ghetto smurf

A Ghetto Smurf is a try hard "homie" "thug" person, who pretty much ranges from 8 ~ 18 yrs old and is most commonly short who wears bright baggy clothes and acts tough!!
Hey Sam, Look at that Ghetto Smurf over there, damn, whatta Lamar ~ he looks soo bad
by R'n'S August 04, 2003
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smurf bite

a dynamic pinch executed between the thumb and the middle finger, braced by the index finger for added leverage thus increasing the pain ten fold
that small asain tried to donkey punch me so i countered it with a smurf bite to his slow zipper headed ass
by DJ KNUCKLES March 08, 2005
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Papa smurf

A slang term used for a short weedman
Hey bro do you know anyone I can buy from? My papa smurf never answers my texts.
by The Smarty farty 420 January 23, 2022
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smurf-kick

The action of flicking someone in the genitals. It is believed that it is the equivalent of getting kicked by a smurf.
"Ethan exposed himself and then was swiftly smurf-kicked."

"I can't believe that random passerby just smurf-kicked me!"
"You mean he flicked you in the junk?"
"Yeah."

by swosuthefocusisyou February 09, 2009
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Smurf hammer

A penis that is tiny.
"Hugo and I had the most passionate sex last night, it's just such a shame he's got a smurf hammer...."
by Jon E Smoko December 17, 2003
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Pop a smurf

A euphemism for bowel movement. Used when announcing to everyone that you will be in the restroom for quite a while.
Person 1: See you guys later, I gotta go home and pop a smurf.
Person 2 and 3: Later
Person 2: Did he just say he's going to pop a smurf? What the fuck does that mean?
by Twisted Iniquity January 18, 2009
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Freaky Smurf

Also known as a stripper.
A beautiful girl with a beautiful body that is down for whatever.
One of your regular bitches.
These girls are unknown territory and must be pursued with extreme caution.
Among your regular bitches, you have your stripper, also known as a Freaky Smurf.
by BK from the 608 December 14, 2010
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