Pistol whip

To strike your partner in the face/head with your penis

Len threatened to bite Mark’s penis during a blowjob, so Mark pistol whipped Len and left a mushroom shaped bruise on Len’s forehead.

by Ben Lougie November 7, 2021

Silence Pistol

When you hiding in a bush and bust on a girls face while she’s walking by.

Some thot was walking in the sidewalk and silence pistol her and she didn’t know what had happened to her.

by ROLLINTHEDOUGH January 20, 2018

Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP

Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.

by Al Golston November 20, 2011

Pisser pistol

The process of shooting out bullets of cum with a brief time period between, similar to how a semi-automatic pistol shoots. This is whilst you are sitting on the toilet pissing.

She was surprised when I pulled my new move, the pisser pistol in the costco bathroom.

by Grumblebottom January 12, 2025

pistol

1. taking a huge piss after holding it in for a long amount of time
2. slang for urinating

1. Jeff had been in the car all day with going to the bathroom therefore it was not surprise when he screamed out "I have to take a pistol".
2. Mrs. Nancy could i take a pistol

by Frank Oveltreer August 25, 2013

pistol-handing

when a girl leans over to her side and launches her cum via her fingers.

"not that many people use pistol-handing"

by the dictionary of random shit June 3, 2019

Hitler pistol

A pistol that you could use to theoretically aim and eliminate any group that shares a single trait, though, habit ext.

Bob said he would Hitler pistol every one that gets offended by micro aggressions.

by anonymous November 13, 2020