When a male or female have had a bowel movement and not wiped properly. Creates a grainy texture and unpleasant smell.
Carla was in a hurry to get into bed with Earl and didn't wipe her ass well, so when Earl went down on her he got her booty crystals in his mouth.
by Girraffaelll69 June 13, 2015
When someone takes a straw, fills it with pop rocks, inserts it in ones anus and then proceeds to blow in the other end.
by BraziarK September 29, 2019
1. An American country singer best known for her 1977 hit song, "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue".
2. Rough or forcible anal penetration, resulting in bruising of the aforementioned chocolate starfish.
2. Rough or forcible anal penetration, resulting in bruising of the aforementioned chocolate starfish.
by Prestonblue September 05, 2013
When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.
P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."
by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ July 09, 2021
Ender crystal is a minecraft most bigger explosion,very big than creeper or TNT.The Ender crystal can be found in The End demension.
by Tnt567 July 15, 2019
when you put crystal meth in your foreskin and make a hooker lick it off of your perforated forskin dick cheese infested cock
by Doxsq April 22, 2019
A person they show everytime a Yankees game is on television. He may have done something funny at one point, but that was too long ago, or too mediocre for me to remember.
by Tourists... April 08, 2005