gumdrop tees

Tits that are so tiny in size there are nothing more than a large nipple. Opposite of bra breaker.

It's ashamed Evelyn has gumdrop tees.

by MPF856 March 17, 2009

tedeschi

1. a skinny guy with 3 eyes and yellow teeth
2. habitual offender of the phrase "lesson unlearned"

Look at all the Tedeschi's in the Brig!!

by Marinemeatball June 19, 2006

goth taxes

Taxes that cut themselves. Usually observed during audits of high ranking politicians.

Barry: Tom, what the fuck were you thinking?
Tom: They were goth taxes, they cut themselves.
Barry: I need a smoke.
Tom: I need a better accountant.

by beer thirty February 5, 2009

taxes

Something Donald Trump doesn't pay.

Jacob: "Man, cam you believe Donald Trump only payed 750 in taxes in 2017 and 2016"
Chad:"Boy do i wish i were him"

by Fuck_Trump December 2, 2020

file taxes

(n.) To beat up or assault someone who's indebted to a beating.

To 'file taxes' is to seek revenge from a previous situation or issue. Although the phrase can be used to describe a simple assault, it's more effective if used to replace the phrase, "I owe someone a fight."

by BishopFade2Long April 15, 2014

telescopic swaphook

A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths

Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *

by Linguistian March 6, 2008

telesupport

Telephonic support

Telesupport depends on timeshift.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010