testicle nipples

I have a big cock

i put my big cock into my friends testicle nipples

by Sukify January 23, 2023

Testicular crit

A critical hit to the balls. Can happen as a result of being kicked, bumping into the edge of a counter just right, getting rhino'd but their knee hits your sack too, being towel whipped, etc. This can also arise from being hit in the crotch with a bag of nickels, a low flying pigeon, or a beanbag round fired from a shotgun. Can be a mini crit or full crit.

Person 1: "Jimmy told me he rode his BMX through a crowded subway platform and sacktapped 2 guys at once with the handlebars."l

Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"

by Suckmytoes_77 April 28, 2023

testiclify

to testify to the truth of something upon ones testicles. if a man is proven to have lied after testiclifying, his testicles shall be removed

"I testiclify to the fact that the earth is flat"

by walterc August 4, 2023

Testiclism

The proccess of completely and utterly anhilalating ones gentiles utilising a vice, ballpoint hammer, bat, or otherwise in front of friends and family.

Sam was so distraught at his father's death that he chose death by testiclism.

by Bigboibruam August 10, 2023

Testicleberries

A very popular and traditional fruit in Hoeland, tastes like jizz.

Zoinks! I'd love to taste some testicleberries!

by Sbuntone August 17, 2023

Throat testicle

Synomym for the body part the "adam's apple"

The black belt in karate ripped out the man's throat testicle with ease.

by SuperAwsomeMonkeyPants May 17, 2010

cyber testicle

an ingenius online podcast which crudely entertains us with reviews of dr who episodes and big finish.

I'm sick of the fucken shit today, my boss is a cunt and I need something that will stimulate my senses..oh! I forgot that cyber testicle updated and there is an episode waiting for me to wank over.

by lesbian cat fucker June 19, 2010