Squeeter Teeters

small breasts resembling mosquito bites.

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.

by bleuvixen September 5, 2008

Dry Texter

a dry texture is a person who has no flavor in there texts. they never get jokes and they use the ugly laughing with tears emoji. its so disgusting. and they ae so boring.

NonDryTexter: GFGUJGYRU THIS IS HILARIOUSSSS
DryTexter: Lol
NonDryTexter: you are so dry lmao-
DryTexter: What does lmao mean? And im not dry
NonDryTexter: I-
DryTexter: Finish your sentence
NonDryTexter: LKJHGFDSDFGHJ PLEASE-
DryTexter: Please what? And what do all those random letters mean?
NonDryTexter: *blocks cutely*
Dry Texter

by LizardPro X March 25, 2021

Tweeter

An Incorrectly pronounced form of "Twitter," usually used by those who haven't yet evolved from using AIM and are still getting used to the chat feature on Myspace.

"What site is that? Tweeter?"

"It's Twitter, asshole."

by Rachaelmalice April 13, 2010

teetering on the edge of insanity

Being so wasted/tired/high that one can hardly move and feels like one might soon go insane. Usually a rather pleasurable situation.

Last weekend mate, after we hit up 3 at Jake's house i was so baked... teetering on the edge of insanity. It was stellar man!

by jamieli February 17, 2010

Texterbating

Masturbating to cyber sex texts.

texting Girl: Oh OH!!!
texting GUY: AGH IM CUMMING

(GUY starts texterbating in real life)

by ild94 April 5, 2009

Texterrhea

Excessive texting. Texterrhea is to texting what the galloping Hershey’s is to crapping.

Nancy: Every since that POS Jim broke up with his GF Sally, she’s had a nasty case of texterrhea.
Sam: AYTMTB?
Nancy: FU
Sam: A3

by Ur Daddie March 12, 2009

grammatical texter

someone who uses proper grammer in a text message

Man, why does Dave always have to use periods and capital when he text?

Because he's a grammatical texter.

by thesensone July 16, 2011