smuggling peas

erect nipples easily seen through ones top

Gertrude was wearing this sweater yesterday, and you could tell she was smuggling peas

by Inga jingleheimerschmitz September 13, 2011

smuglife

Like thuglife but for smugs not thugs

My mom makes the best meatloaf #smuglife

by fxbtba September 3, 2014

smuggling sausage

The art of concealing a boner while in public.. Each man has developed his own technique.

Steve : "Why is Jimmy walking like a spaz?"

Tom : "I saw him talking to a model earlier, I think he is smuggling sausage."

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

smug off

When someone is being incredibly smug about something and you would very much like them to go away and be smug elsewhere.

"My boyfriend just brought me the latest Michael Kors handbag!"
"Oh smug off, will you?!"

by LMallard March 26, 2016

Smug douche

One of the douches from Charlottesville, VA. Usually a stuck up person you has decided their shit doesn't stink. Walks around with a stick up their ass complaining nothing.

Rick is one of those UVA smug douches

by Diggerman84 March 5, 2017

smuggling gummy worms

having tight pants and a small dick

Mark is smuggling gummy worms in his shorts

by smokiejoe June 23, 2018

Smug cunt

An unlikeable, overly confident person. A smug cunt usually displays a false or unfounded belief in his or her superiority in intellect, character, moral reasoning, or other virtues. See Jennifer Rubin for an example.

Ricky:"I hear Jennifer Rubin used to be conservative but the alt right politics drove her away from the platform."
Tom:" Really? That smug cunt actually thinks that lie works? She has a history of leftists viewpoints that show she is inconsistent at best and a manipulative liar who lives in deceit at worst."

by HonchoRooney November 9, 2020