Select Model Syndrome

When an object (Normally a mobile phone or laptop) has problems that another object of the same model does not have.

Person 1: My iPhone doesn't seem to have any problems at all!
Pearson 2: Really? Damn it! The battery on mine doesn't last long at all!
Person 1: That's naaasty. Yours definitely has Select Model Syndrome.
Person 2: Ahh crap.

by AndrewC1995 March 17, 2011

Selective Communism

The act of propagating an agenda within a public facility such as a school, of a specific spiritual/religious book, or other aspects of it such as a bible, while staff would ignore sonething like The Koran, or even The Book Of The Law, and The Satanic Bible. This could also go for a Parochial school within Christendom, that would ban specifically forbid one having a Koran, maybe even more so than a Gnostic Book or bible.

Biology Instructor: Hey, Alison, I will need to confiscate your Bible. Alison: What.. why, I have all my work done, and another student has a mini Koran? Biology Instructor: It's against the Code of Conduct now, and it's a war waging book. Alison: Now that is Selective Communism!

by Jay Leo April 25, 2015

Seleca

A boss ass bitch that dont play these little kid games. Shes flawless asf and shes a nice, loving person. She can beat bitches ass real quick. If you annoy her she will pop on yoo ass so you better watch out lol. She protects her friends if a bitch messes with them then they are dead. Do you want a friend like seleca

Girls: your friend is ugly as fuck
Seleca: bitch shut the fuck up you crusty ugly ass bitch *punching her in the face*

by Jayln Martinez August 21, 2016

Selective Intelligence

Disinterest or extreme infatuation with any given subject dependent on a lot of social and non-social paradigms and factors.

Selective Intelligence for example myself: "Making friends from lies was never a past time I was fond of however I could talk all day about the many potential avenues that any given "choice" could lead to."

by PlantManchine July 30, 2018

selective sight

when you choose to see what you wanna see

“Yo she counted those basketballs wrong” “Maybe she has selective sight”

by dustyrobot January 10, 2020

seles

shes like yr best friend. not only a best friend but the bestest best friend. she cares for you , loves you as a brother , tries to help you in any way that she can. even though she might not be the most comfortable with boys around her but she will be so sociable when you are her friend / bestfriend. shes emotional but her friends will always be there for her when shes down and she will try to do everything for the better and try her best!

damn seles is such a good friend!

by ondreaz lopez January 16, 2020

Natural Selection

An incredibly ugly person that looks that they evolved in a bad way compared to the rest of man-kind

DAMN He’s ugly he looks like he got hit by natural selection.

by yourlocaldilf May 3, 2023