Stelek

Stel-ek (sTael'uhk)
noun

1. A Warhammer player of exceedingly high self-regard who loses poorly and without grace.

2. A Warhammer player of godlike self-regard, who makes excuses (dice, terrain, cheating, meant to lose as a lesson...) when he inevitably fails to live up to his own over-hyped expectations.

3. A self-aggrandizing fatty Warhambeast commonly mistaken for a pedophile.

Synonyms: Shitpickle, Sutton, Syphelek, YTTH

"I was at the local FLGS and you wouldn't believe the Stelek I saw there. Talk about full of himself!"

"Yeah, I played a real Stelek at the NOVA Invitational: what a tool!"

"What's the matter Stelek, the truth hurts? Maybe you just suck at Warhammer..."

Stelek by Stelek September 23, 2011

sterek 

Sterek is the fanfictional portmanteau that refers to a relationship between the characters Stiles Stilinski and Derek Hale off the MTV hit television show Teen Wolf.

Stiles + Derek = Sterek

Derek: Start the car. Now.
Stiles: Ok, I don't think you should be barking orders, ok? You know, if I wanted to, I could probably drag your little werewolf ass out into the middle of the road and leave you for dead!
Derek: Start the car, or I'm gonna rip your throat out. With my teeth.
Stiles: ... *Starts car*

Fangirl_1: Oh my god, did you see that scene?
Fangirl_2: I know, right?! That was so Sterek!
Fangirl_1: I wish they would just make out already.

sterek by CastielLovesDean July 1, 2012

Shelekkit

To be replaced for any noun. Can mean anthing you want it. Ussaly used as a question.

Do you Shelekkit?

Shelekkit the way the dick takes.

Shelekkit by Totaly Retarded May 26, 2009

Sterek 

Characters from MTV Teen Wolf, Stiles & Derek, as a couple. Every Sterek lover will want this to happen.

Sterek Fan: OMFG WILL STILES AND DEREK HAVE SEX ALREADY?! GOOOOOOSH STEREK NEEDS TO HAPPEN NOW!

Sterek by stellarbutts July 1, 2012

stelaki 

a greek dirived name stemming from stylianos, it means little stylianos. Usually an incredibly attractive man. tends to have many passions and skills including but not limited to; rowing, kissing, cooking, racing, being oblivious, upkeep of tight body, being attached to his family in an unhealthy fashion, and studying. offten has a jew fro and very limited racial views.

Ashley: hey i cut my finger cutting this apple. OUCH!
Karlie: run it under cold water
Stelaki: let me see it , heres some windex, it will heal soon. :)

stelaki by pedrosjerkyfriends February 7, 2010

Will Stelk

A vegetable commonly known as asparagus. Also gay.

Wow this Will Stelk is delicious. Is it grilled?

Do you burn? - "No, I'm Will Stelk"

Will Stelk by Lynn A. Parr March 27, 2019

Stelena 

The (romantic and friendship) ship name for Stefan Salvatore and Elena Gilbert from the Vampire Diaries.

A true and epic love story.

"When I met him I had lost my parents and was dead inside, but he brought me back to life." Elena Gilbert

"I was coming back for you Stefan. I picked you, because I love you. No matter what happens, it ws the best choice I ever made." Elena Gilbert

"She's the love of my life, I'd go back to her in a heartbeat." Stefan Salvatore

"If it were my choice, I'd want to be with you forever." Stefan Salvatore

"Well crazy or not, that kind of love never dies." Klaus Mikealson

"Stefan is your soulmate!" Caroline Forbes

"She will always be an epic love." Lexi Branson

Person 1: I love Stefan and Elena so much!

Person 2: Yes, Stelena is so epic.

Stelena by Bieber'sGalForever October 11, 2019