A bench outside a store at the mall, shopping center, etc. that men sit on to wait for their girlfriends or wives
Damascus: Tobias, why were u sitting on that bench out side Forever 21 yesterday?
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something
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Get the sause it to me mug.A situational space where everyone's saying "'scuse me" & sidling through someone else's personal space. Room size, human bodies, & inefficient traffic flow means everyone's in everyone else's way, but no one can wait around until it clears out.
I hate sharing the kitchen, it's always a scusemezone. I stopped in at the Quickee Mart to grab a cup of coffee at the wrong time, & it was a total scusemezone.
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Get the spudering mug.When u have a girlfriend that performs all the task of a wife, but she's no where near getting to marriage level.
My homeboy had a surgery and this chick he deals with went with him to make sure he's ok...she's the spouse type
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