Sprinkles

A very serious panic attack.

For an example,

I was so scared i had to text my friends sprinkles.

by Helpfulsum September 9, 2018

sprinkle gift

A gift that a closeted boss gives his employee with the intention of getting in his pants, even though both men are married with children.

"You have done so much for the company. I know you have a child on the way, so on behalf of the company, I'd like to buy you a stroller. Sprinkle Gift ;)

by AceShrift December 12, 2015

Turd Sprinkle

When you take a shit and browse memes on your phone. Somehow you end up with a boner and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. If your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.

Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.

by Aeserius December 10, 2016

Sprinkle Vision

The decoder glasses given at a Friendly's restaraunt. These glasses have red lenses and when worn give the world a different light. In giving everything a red tint it eliminates most colors but some become vibrant.

When bored with the real world I use sprinkle vision. It changes the way I see the world and makes everything much more interesting.

by Rosecoloredglasses November 5, 2009

Sprinkle Genie

A sprinkle genie is an individual who patrols thrift stores or yard sales looking for abandoned Manganese glass they can drink from due to their own lack of uranium glass or money. This behavior is frowned upon and often people will pull pranks on these individuals by contaminating clear glass with fecal matter or urine due to the similar glow of Mg glass.

He's wizzing in a cup, waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up.

by M💩ng💩nese sux! June 23, 2024

Sprinkled Christmas Cookie

Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.

Luckily the baking decorations were nearby so right when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin I was able to turn the bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.

by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022

Gnome Sprinkles

n. urban dictionary words and definitions that contain superior language that reveals a truth or piece of wisdom.

Wow! That word/definition is covered in Gnome Sprinkles.

by randomglowstick November 23, 2015