Thot scotch

An urban cocktail only fitting for a thot Queen. Ingredients consists of two bottles of moscato, one can of pink frozen lemonade concentrate, one can of Sprite. If you want to be fancy add a lemon wedge.

What you drinking on?

moscato punch...

What's in that?

Moscato, lemonade, and sprite.

That sounds like thot scotch!

by jusdndouglas March 30, 2015

skotch

(pronounced skoch)

The area between the bottom of the scrotum and the crotch of the pants. Often measured in skochs. Not applicable with emo kids, since their pants are so tight that there testicles are actually crushed by them.

"Hey man, those are some baggy pants...your skotch must be huge!"

by kidnutrageous July 30, 2008

Squeedlly Spooch

1~an organ found only in irken invaders.

2~a vagina. :)

(the second one my cousin made up)

ex. for defintion 1: *irken zim gets hit in stomach with dodge ball* zim says: OOMF! my squeelly spooch...

ex. for definition 2: guy says to girl on myspace: take a pic of your squeedlly spooch and send it to me. :) girl says to guy on myspace: go to hell, you perv!!!

by XxPSYCHO COOKiExX February 21, 2008

SPONCH!

only the most wickedly amazingly bodaciously awesome zestiness that existence could be. (there will always be an exclamation following any form of this word, otherwise they are an uneducated posing homo.)

you've been sponched!

i love sponch!

all praise the sponch!

i will sponch the shit out of you!

by crispy wafer April 26, 2008

spothitter

a person that performs an act to please himself and another person

Knice was a spothitter last night; Knice was hittin that girl's spot

by justjoking May 6, 2008

Scotch egg rage

a chemical reaction in your brain when you consume a scotch egg, similar to a steroid rage, but much much more devastating. Do not get in the way of people on scotch eggs.

christ, get out the way of that mad cunt, hes just ate 3 scotch eggs, he'll go into a scotch egg rage.

by hackhacktowtow May 30, 2011

scotched up

To drink a massive amount of scotch whisky. It usually results in your urine smelling like scotch the next day. In fact, you may even be able to nose hints of the aromas from the specific brand you drank.

"We scotched up pretty good this weekend!"

by Scotch Drinker March 28, 2015