skotch 

(pronounced skoch)

The area between the bottom of the scrotum and the crotch of the pants. Often measured in skochs. Not applicable with emo kids, since their pants are so tight that there testicles are actually crushed by them.

"Hey man, those are some baggy pants...your skotch must be huge!"

skotch by kidnutrageous July 30, 2008

Sketch A Peaze 

A famous Multi-Talented Man That You'll Ever Meet He is the Master of Arts & Music what ever he do he puts

his mind to it and makes it happen.

He wrote a book on how he can Make Broken Relationships Better Again for Life Partners.

Person 1: Hey You Know Who Sketch A Peaze Is ?

Person2 : Hell Yeah!!! Bro He is The Man, He's A Multi - Talented Artist In Literal Sense and Logical Sense of the Word He Be Speakin The Truth 100%

Sketch A Peaze by Sketch A Peaze May 13, 2018

Etch-A-Sketch 

A drawing toy with a gray screen surrounded by a red plastic frame. There's 2 knobs, 1 at the lower right to move horizontally & 1 at the left to move vertically~a stylus displaces aluminum powder to create visual fun pictures. Really Fun! When I was a kid, my Mom accidentally stepped on my Etch-A-Sketch & the aluminum powder stuck to her shoe! She ended up throwing that pair of shoes in the trash & it taught me to take care where I placed my Etch-A-Sketch!

I drew a map of the USA on my mini Etch-A-Sketch in about 5~10 minutes! So Very Awesome! You can make lots of drawings of anything on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Etch-A-Sketch by Starchylde June 20, 2016

Pork Scotch Van 

A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.

What do you call a toilet on wheels?

A Pork Scotch van.

Pork Scotch Van by Lumpbag May 10, 2009

Scotchcock

When a shot of Scotch whiskey slams you in the back of the throat and leaves a burning sensation.

That Highland Park really Scotchcocked me, my throat is on fire.

Scotchcock by Justin Stancil November 5, 2017

Pork Scotch Moustache 

A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.

Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?

That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.

Pork Scotch Moustache by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009

Pork Scotch dance

A gay dance done by fat old men when they get drunk at barbecues. The spectacle is greatly enhanced when the fat old man is wearing a buffalo-skin hat and strips down to his tartan boxer shorts.

Is that fat guy having a fit?

No, he's just doing a Pork Scotch dance. Ridiculous ain't it?

Pork Scotch dance by Flappy Dickwad May 6, 2009