slurg

A portmanteau of the words "slut" "thug" and "lurker".

Dan is such a slurg.

by Thuglife Tell 'Em December 22, 2009

splunge

An (say in heroic voice)<U>Underwear Smoothie</U>

Man do I need a nice cold splunge.

by Ian September 25, 2003

splunge

To bust a nut.Usually followed by extreme self Gratitude and praise.

Yo you remember that bitch Jenny? Yeah, she was sucking me off and even though she told me not to, i splunged in her mouth.

"Oww Craig! You splunged in my eye!" says Charlene. "Yeah....I guess i did." Said Craig....

by Craig Scooge October 22, 2007

Splunge

Removal of balls, and kicking dick.
Also used to describe something that happened to you in a negative way.

Damn man, that bitch splunged me

by gank. February 19, 2009

splunge

An accumulation of cum, often used in the since of making fun of someone else.

"Look at that lifeless splunge"

by pUssYmoNsTEr011111 March 15, 2009

splurgulus

a word used by cunts on msn that means nothing when they cant think of a better insult

...JaMeS... says:
nd i fink he blokd me ur all complete and utter splurgulus

by tom25391 December 27, 2007

splurgh

When you're just about to sneeze, but for some strange reason you don't. Then, just when you put your tissue away, a sneeze explodes from your nose, covering the nearest person in delicious green snot.

John: Huhhhh----
*Holds a tissue up to his nose and gets ready*
*Nothing*
John: What? *puts tissue away*
Steven: Hey man, what's going on?
John: CHOO!!
*Steven is drowning in snot*
Steven: Oh man, that's one hell of a splurgh.

by jewtube November 11, 2009