soccer mom

A womans so breasts are so saggy when she walks she hits them with her knees

i saw a brode walking across the lawn i thought she was a soccer mom player she was kicking her tits around.

by Chavela September 22, 2006

Cockblock (Soccer Definition)

1. The act of trapping the ball using one's crotch.
2. The act of stopping a shot on goal/Penalty Kick during a game using only the Testicles/Crotch Area.
3. Stopping a pass from reaching completion using the crotch.

John was Sprinting towards goal, only one defender left, the Keeper had spontaneously combusted, when George moved in front of his shot at the last second with an amazing Cockblock (Soccer Definition).

by Georgie51893 November 4, 2008

stall soccer

Sit down in a bathroom stall next to one that is already occupied. Place a small ball of peanut butter on some toilet paper and "accidentally" toss it under the divider to the other stall. Promptly say that you're sorry and ask the other person if they can "kick that back over here

by f4 July 31, 2003

Soccer AM

The Football tv show that everybody must watch

D - Day- d al glish - Dalgish
mr and mrs lovejoy

by jojothemonkey January 13, 2005

soccer.

great sport to play i think, especially at night

"soccer is my life, i love it"

by mdawg89 April 27, 2005

Soccer

An acting game where players in shirts plastered in so many ads they look like stock cars cry and act hurt to win the pity of the judge, who will then eject the "offending" player from the game.

You are a great soccer player. Even though the other player obviously didn't touch you, the way you whined and cried actually made me think he may have given you a small bruise!

by Hockey > Soccer May 19, 2010

soccer

A sport that is highly criticized in the U.S. because we completely suck at it and our international team cant do shit right in the world cup.

Probably the greatest sport ever, which requires you to be in top notch shape, unlike another sport where it doesn't matter if you're fat as hell, you can still play.

The World Cup of soccer is the most watched event in the world, with over 1 billion people watching.

by Fuckitall June 29, 2006