Chavela's definitions

butt plug

when you take to many pills and shit a brick. feels like giving birth through your anus

"i was so constipated that i had to shove my finger to break the butt plug"

by Chavela September 22, 2006

backfat

A fat person that has develope back rolls on there back.

"man when i put my bra on. my backfat started hanging from my straps"

by Chavela September 22, 2006

soccer mom

A womans so breasts are so saggy when she walks she hits them with her knees

i saw a brode walking across the lawn i thought she was a soccer mom player she was kicking her tits around.

by Chavela September 22, 2006

Tetherball

When you have a bloodclot hanging from your tampon string.

"Man when i wiped i pulled the clot from my Tetherball"

by Chavela September 19, 2006

Pan face

When a baby is ignored as a child and left on his stomach for such a long time and developed a pan face

"Man, my coworker looks like he was ignored.he has a pan face when he turns to left. he is one with the wall.

by Chavela September 19, 2006