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Superman Socks

Blue calf-high socks worn by douche-guy in first installment of Street Music starring Kassemg and Nicepeter.
Nicepeter: Flying high in my Superman Socks!!!
KassemG: You don't know what these socks are!!

KassemG: I'm not the one wearing Blue socks...
Douche-Guy: If you even knew what these were, like-
Nicepeter: Those are Superman Socks, he's got Super-beads.
by Lockeshores October 9, 2010
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Trojan Socks

When someone's socks are rolled down near their ankles, forming what unequivocally reminds you of a new condom, you say that the person is wearing Trojan socks...
Dude 1: "Look at that cute girl going into the gym"
Dude 2: "Too bad she's wearing Trojan socks..."
Dude 1: "True! She looks like out of the 80's!"
by Chutamero July 10, 2010
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sock-pussy

Masturbation sock. Guy slides sock over his cock and strokes into the sock. Easy clean-up. Sock-pussy is also used as humiliation when a girl instructs a guy to go get a sock-pussy, because he's not getting real pussy.
Nicole told the idiot to go get a sock-pussy and stroke off, because there was no way he was going to be getting any real pussy.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
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fuck sock

Any sock, usually worn througout that day, in which you shoot your load into while masturbating to a raunchy porn.
Dude, I just found Fitzy's fuck sock stuffed between the bed matress, SICK!!!
by Nick June 19, 2006
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Party socks

Socks which failed to be removed prior to intercourse. Said socks need not be used only during sex. Party socks are usually the result of laziness or haste.
We were totally going at it but I had to stop him because I couldn't stop laughing at his party socks.
by lol party sox December 8, 2005
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jew sock

a sock used to keep all your spare change because your wallet cant support coins

it is safe to assume that this person is jewish
2 guys buying a drink

guy1: hey man do you have 2 bucks on you?

guy2: sure do bro (guy2 pulls out his jew sock)

guy1: dude what the fuck is that?!

guy2: it is my jew sock
by And1Axel April 7, 2010
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suck socks

A slang directive utilized to tell someone to fuck themselves, but in a much more friendly, almost childlike manner.
Hey man, why don’t you just suck socks?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2019
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