Blue calf-high socks worn by douche-guy in first installment of Street Music starring Kassemg and Nicepeter.
Nicepeter: Flying high in my Superman Socks!!!
KassemG: You don't know what these socks are!!
KassemG: I'm not the one wearing Blue socks...
Douche-Guy: If you even knew what these were, like-
Nicepeter: Those are Superman Socks, he's got Super-beads.
KassemG: You don't know what these socks are!!
KassemG: I'm not the one wearing Blue socks...
Douche-Guy: If you even knew what these were, like-
Nicepeter: Those are Superman Socks, he's got Super-beads.
by Lockeshores October 9, 2010
Get the Superman Socksmug. When someone's socks are rolled down near their ankles, forming what unequivocally reminds you of a new condom, you say that the person is wearing Trojan socks...
Dude 1: "Look at that cute girl going into the gym"
Dude 2: "Too bad she's wearing Trojan socks..."
Dude 1: "True! She looks like out of the 80's!"
Dude 2: "Too bad she's wearing Trojan socks..."
Dude 1: "True! She looks like out of the 80's!"
by Chutamero July 10, 2010
Get the Trojan Socksmug. Masturbation sock. Guy slides sock over his cock and strokes into the sock. Easy clean-up. Sock-pussy is also used as humiliation when a girl instructs a guy to go get a sock-pussy, because he's not getting real pussy.
Nicole told the idiot to go get a sock-pussy and stroke off, because there was no way he was going to be getting any real pussy.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
Get the sock-pussymug. Any sock, usually worn througout that day, in which you shoot your load into while masturbating to a raunchy porn.
by Nick June 19, 2006
Get the fuck sockmug. Socks which failed to be removed prior to intercourse. Said socks need not be used only during sex. Party socks are usually the result of laziness or haste.
We were totally going at it but I had to stop him because I couldn't stop laughing at his party socks.
by lol party sox December 8, 2005
Get the Party socksmug. A stray sock often found beneath the bed of a teenage boy with a strangely stiffened texture used primarily as a recepticle for masturbatory ejaculate . Use has possibly increased due to current concerns for the environment as the item is reusable unlike tissues .
Mum - Johnny , I must try another brand of fabric condition as I had to boil wash the sock i found under your bed as it was so stiff !
Johnny - ...Erm...gumph!...swamp sock
Johnny - ...Erm...gumph!...swamp sock
by chris ord June 27, 2010
Get the swamp sockmug. A slang directive utilized to tell someone to fuck themselves, but in a much more friendly, almost childlike manner.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2019
Get the suck socksmug.