Shark in the water

"sharks in the water" refers to the other women in a relationship that a girl knows are there.

-"Why're you leaving him? You guys were so good together."
-"He thinks I'm too stupid to realize there's a shark in the water, I know he's going over some other girls place."

by crgouhsnf July 11, 2011

Shark Week

The time of the month when you do not want to be swimming with Sharks

'Sorry I can't go swimming, it's Shark Week'
'Sorry I can't have sex, it's Shark Week'
'No I'm not a bitch, it's Shark Week'

by EvilRoberta March 10, 2015

loan shark

Any credit card company.

Visa, Mastercard, American Express.....

by kid July 22, 2003

JUMP THE SHARK

when something stops getting better and starts getting worse

The Jump The Shark website, jumptheshark.com, jumped the shark when it was bought by TV Guide.

by bill ellis February 6, 2009

Sharkeisha

A heavy set female with beady eyes who sneaks a falcon punch in a fight, when you aren't looking. Attacks when you aren't paying attention, much like a shark. Pretty in the face, but ugly in every other way. Auto-correct tends to pop up when you type it in, and offer Lakeisha as an alternative.

1. You dont wanna mess with her! Shes sly as a fox, she'll pull a "Sharkeisha" on you.

2. -*types in Sharkeisha*

-Auto Correct: Did you mean: Lakeisha?

by QueenHermoso November 27, 2013

beaver shark

A fictional creature that lives near white-water rapids.

"Watch out for beaver sharks, they're vicious!!!"

by Vector Burger August 4, 2009

shark sandwich

Something bad; awful; disappointing.

Coming from This Is Spinal Tap, when the band's CD "Shark Sandwich" is referred to in one review only as "Shit Sandwich".

"That movie sucked big time. It was a Shark Sandwich."

by Marki G June 3, 2005