Singleand

Made up country on tiktok.

Timmy: im moving to singleand!
Me: Nice!

by Browhoisusingbobthedude April 22, 2023

single-posting

The act of posting excessively to social media in the wake of a recent breakup in order to catch the attention of the ex and/or potential suitors. It also announces one's return to a wider social community.

The posts do not declare one's relationship status, but are instead cryptic--containing hidden meanings, decipherable only to select audiences.

A "thirst trap" is only one of the most general and common examples.

Shawn: Did you see Jeremy's Insta story??
Christine: Yeah, he never posted when he was dating Margot...
Shawn: The death of the couple inaugurates the birth of the individual. He's totally single-posting.

by harrystyles-tosses-salad June 26, 2023

Buffer Singles

1 or more single dollar bills placed between dollar bills of a larger denomination (like 20's, 50's, or Benjamins). Used to hide the larger bills, in order to fool people into thinking you have less money than you actually have.

Guy 1: I was opening my wallet today to get out my train ticket, when a hobo walked around begging for money.

Guy 2: Oh, man. He didn't get a 20 out of you, did he?

Guy 1: Nah, thankfully he only saw my buffer singles. All he got was 1 dollar.

by tpaz198 September 12, 2011

Mariah Single

Big tits, sexy ass thot. I’d tap that

Mariah Single , Also Known as Big tits Mariah

by Bendohenyfuckedarooundwithme September 18, 2018

Dru Singer

A retard with the exact height of 5 feet 2 inches.

Hey is that Dru singer over there snorting ranch dressing?
- Yes it is.
Why is he so short?
-Freak accident involving a potato I think.

by SimpleDefine March 13, 2019

Nerf singed

Definition: When singed needs a nerf so bad that hashinshin goes on a 90 second mental breakdown about it, saying nerfed singed over 50 times.

hashinshin: nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed he has the highest winrate and pickrate in top.
nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed fling is garbage and completely stops lane interraction.
nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed its been like this the entire season since they removed fervor of battle. nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed.

by Kostas011969 May 28, 2019

Pseudo-single

When you’re in a relationship or an “it’s complicated” situation but it feels like you’re single.

They say we’re dating but they’re not being active/acting like we’re together. I feel pseudo-single.

by UnlucKi October 10, 2019