turd shank

A homemade shank, usually made by prison/jail inmates, by saving a turd, letting it become hard by drying out and carving it into the shape of a shank to use as a stabbing type weapon.

Here comes Bubba with his turd shank, RUN!

by mizzoupig February 28, 2010

shank's pony

if you do not have any form of vehicle.. you are simply shank's pony.. i.e walking on your tod; or just walking

"shank's pony" walking on your tod; or just walking

by johnmartin October 4, 2008

scoop shank

The art of "scooping" another persons breast either male or female with a shanking upward thrust.

I was sitting there doing my homework and out of nowhere jerome came and scoop shanked me.

by somebodyelse312 March 15, 2009

shank bank

An ongoing mental list of people who you wish to kill at a later point in time.

"Welcome to my shank bank bitch, I hope bleeding out is on your list of short term goals."

by R2Dtard November 12, 2014

aww shanks

a more endearing way of saying “thanks”. commonly used between homies when they do something sweet for each other. usually accompanied by this emoji “🥺”

homie #1: “i finished that project for geo tomorrow”

homie #2: “aww shanks🥺”

by alleg :) May 3, 2020

long shanks

meaning lankyor tall
long shanks can either be te name of a lanky person or it can be the name of the type of legs

1. oi, long shanks, come over here
2. blimey, u got long shanks!

by blunty December 28, 2005

shank the skank

to blatantly stab a particularly aggrivating ho.

so she stole your boyfriend? easy solution: SHANK THE SKANK!

by laurandjessie May 24, 2008