My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing

A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!

"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."

by thereareonly8planets June 12, 2018

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.

How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

by ace zero June 22, 2014

ming-serve

An oral news service where someone publicizes the shitty details and news of all of his friends to all of his other friends.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Sam's girlfriend dumped him?"
Person 2: "I got the ming-serve. Of course I heard it."

by karpis March 11, 2014

Soft serving

A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.

Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!"
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."

by mushmushbear March 28, 2015

Scoop and Serve

The act of beefing, then guiding (fanning or grabbing and distributing) the fart via hand towards the victim's face

When Tom began to smell the scent of beef, he realized it was too late, for Alex had scoop and served them

by mayonaise boots March 31, 2015

Sante Fe soft serve

Sante Fe soft serve: shit semi-soft Mexican food consisting of mainly corn and translucent lettuce into a waffle cone and preferably feed to low brow hookers

Then she wanted dessert. So I gave that thot a Sante Fe soft serve.

by Sante Fe soft serve October 4, 2016

Serve ball check

When, before participating in a threesome, you have to discard a few people so it doesn't turn into an orgy. You have a quick look at them and select the fittest.

- So, did you fuck all of them?
- Nah, I serve ball checked them quick and tossed the ones who were still unnaked

by fikconker October 22, 2016