A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!
"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."
by thereareonly8planets June 12, 2018
Get the My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothingmug. It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.
by ace zero June 22, 2014
Get the My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzasmug. The saying, “Serving Ground Beef” is closely associated to the Sale/and or Distribution of the street drug “Heroin”, either alone or inside a network of other Entrepreneur(s)
by 518Blackout July 23, 2024
Get the “Serving Ground Beef”mug. 
(Sex act) Mimicking a self serve icecream machine. A male sits on his partners face. The partner maneuvers thier mouth to the male's anus and then pulls down on his penis. The male then proceeds to defecate into his partners mouth.
I asked Jenn if she wanted to try soft serve, in front of her parents, last night. They thought we were talking about going out for icecream. They were so wrong!
by Nidorak March 7, 2018
Get the Soft Servemug. Its a type of serve in ping pong. It was named by Prashanta , who is a well known ping pong master. The serve gets its name because of the high speed the player hits the ball at. It requires the player the to hit the ball at very high speed and very low altitude from the net. To do so, player must hit the ball with the very corner of the bat and land it at the very corner of the table on their side. No one could serve as fast as Prashanta but Prashanta's side kicks, Jonathan and Yazan came close to its mastery.
Oh no! I just got bullet served!
Holy moly. The bullet serve is so fast.
Prashanta is so good at using bullet serve!
Holy moly. The bullet serve is so fast.
Prashanta is so good at using bullet serve!
by JesusLordBuddha December 12, 2020
Get the Bullet Servemug. The act of placing ones mouth around a males anus opening thereafter perform a reach around to clasp the erect penis (yogurt handle) pull down releasing the diarrhea (yogurt) from the anus.
Also known as TCBY (The Countries Best Yogurt)
*prep time:12-14 hours
Toppings aren’t required but highly recommended!
When one man puts his mouth around another mans asshole and reaches around clasping the boner or yogurt handle pushing down to release the diarrhea or yogurt right into your mouth.
Also known as TCBY (The Countries Best Yogurt)
*prep time:12-14 hours
Toppings aren’t required but highly recommended!
When one man puts his mouth around another mans asshole and reaches around clasping the boner or yogurt handle pushing down to release the diarrhea or yogurt right into your mouth.
by 👊🏼👈🏼🙀 April 12, 2021
Get the Soft-Servedmug.