Self Ownage

This is quite literal. Its is when someone says or does something which results in them 'Owning' themselves.

Tungesh: (24/7/08)Hey guys, Look the A8 just came out. OMG
Nicolas: Lol Tungesh, its the R8 not the A8 (1st ownage) & also the R8 isnt new
Justin:.... It came out like 2 years ago
Colin: Thats a great discovery Tungesh, have u informed AUDI??

Arun: SELF OWNAGE and HUMILIATED

by AdnanC August 18, 2008

self-diagnosed

A term used by whiny teenagers on tumblr who have no mental illnesses but for some unknown reason wish they did.

Tumblr User: "I've been self-diagnosed with depression, anxiety, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, PTSD, and stage-4 fanfiction addiction."

Friend: "Have you confirmed this with a psychiatrist?"

Tumblr User: "No, doctors freak me out."

by RSiegfried October 18, 2015

self-centric

Someone who clearly believes that the world spins around him/her. It's not the same as ego-centric or self-centered, because the self-centric person is not full of him or herself. He or she only believes that everything in the world has to do with him or her.

I think he is pretty self-centric.

by hummingbird604 January 22, 2008

Self-diagnosing

A person with no life who finds different mental illnesses to look 'quirkier', or to excuse their rude behaviour. Guess what, Stacy, you do not have OCD because you like to put your pencils in a rainbow pattern!!! You also don't have ADHD because you have a sad amount of fidget toys!!!!!

person: Why aren't you paying attention? I literally just told you my cat died.

Quirky Crackhead Stacy: Oh, you didn't know? I took a buzzfeed quiz and i'm Self-diagnosing myself with adhd, deppression, did, and anxiety so stfu

by imafrog September 30, 2021

self-googling

The act of using the Google search engine to look yourself up. Extreme cases of self-googling have resulted in googlitis.

I was dying to know how many different ways people could find me on the Internet, so I did a little self-googling in order to count. Sadly, I'm not nearly as popular as the other person out there with my exact name.

by BonnieG April 10, 2006

a self flushing poo

A poo that once leaving the anus, drops with such force (creating a 'poo wash') that it manuvers its way round the ubend. Thus, flushing itself without conventional methods required.

"Holy fuck Jake, I just did a self flushing poo"
"No way!, let me see your bowl skids"

by Mike Raphael May 9, 2007

self-perpetuating ignorance

A phrase used to describe the blind beliefs of any institution or state where someone is told to believe something without evidence or reason and where that ignorance is then passed on to others (because they believe the lies they have been told) and becomes self-perpetuating.

'Nationalism is a form of self-perpetuating ignorance where we are taught to hate the 'other' or outside group.'

'No you cannot convert me to your religion, I have no desire to be a part of your cult's self-perpetuating ignorance.'

by lostinsuburbia May 22, 2013