schmitage

When your ball sack sticks to your leg.

I’m only sticking my hand down my pants to fix a nasty case of schmitage.

by Mzungu Kamau July 26, 2024

schmiltson

a person that touches people

schmiltson is coming to get you

by gyerczi November 22, 2024

Schmid

To ejaculate in a condom. Coined after the late Julius Schmid, inventor of the modern condom.

"I really wanted to cum inside her but she made me use protection, so I had to Schmid instead."

by Unhandmygland December 9, 2024

Schmit time

The expression of time used by streamer @justschmit. This time can differ but is on average 2 hours behind the arranged time

Schmit : i will be on at 4pm AWST

*Gets on at 6pm AWST*
Character 2 : your two hours late
Schmit : not according to schmit time

by Piltzy December 28, 2024

amelia schmitt

Damn.....

Is that Amelia Schmitt? Damn....

by Ron Jonny November 9, 2013

Jesse Schmit

a fucking noodle head who doesnt let you borrow his canoe over spring break

Quit being a Jesse Schmit, youre such a buzz kill

by flowbro33 July 26, 2016

joey schmitz

A hot and amazing person that you can love forever and never want to let them go

Dang that Joey Schmitz sure is great I would love to have him in my bed

by big baby dad February 20, 2018