When you come up behind or in front of someone and wiggle your hand up their crack without penetration.
by Maebabe January 01, 2018
by Randolph February 02, 2004
crusty salmon is when you stick your finger down the back of your butt crack after you havent bathed or showered for several days, and when you pull your finger out you find fishy smelling flaky scales on your finger
"whats cooking in the kitchen? smells like fish..."
"actually i hooked an itch in my butt crack and caught a crusty salmon"
"actually i hooked an itch in my butt crack and caught a crusty salmon"
by shampooisbetter October 31, 2009
The act of placing a raw salmon on a mans shaft and having sexual intercourse with a woman to achieve an intense kinky orgasm.
by slurpeeman October 17, 2007
As Bill exited the taxi cab on his way to the Door of "Satsumi", a posh little sushi bar downtown; He noticed an unwrapped snickers bar on the sidewalk. This must be my lucky day, thought Bill as he picked up the suprisingly soft chocolate treat. As he bit the loaf, his heart sank, realizing the peanuts were supposed to be INSIDE of the bar making this, in fact, a sodo salmon.
by inkedman 82 April 02, 2010
by Makudan December 11, 2006
by fsdkkak July 20, 2010