Slappy Salmon 

When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"

I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.

Slappy Salmon by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020

Flailing Salmon 

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion

Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!

Flailing Salmon by feeldasteel October 14, 2008

the salmon dance 

The dance Fat Lip learnt from from Sammy Salmon and taught to all the boys and girls.

Jimmy: What's the crazy crackhead doing to that dancefloor?
Horatio: I believe tht is what is known as the salmon dance.
Jimmy: Damn, i feel sorry for the chicks out there.

the salmon dance by sumwigga October 29, 2007

happy salmon 

a handshake involving two or more people slapping forearms together, like two happy salmon.

dude, gimme the happy salmon! **consequently makes slapping noises**

happy salmon by Drew the Zoo October 6, 2006

Wet salmon slap 

sexual act, where a man after he has cum wanks so his dick is wet and then slaps some chick in the face.

duude i wet salmon slaped mandy last night, ha what a ho

Wet salmon slap by o-nizzle April 16, 2010

inappropriate salmon 

When a person has a lot of leg on display, one of their friends might feel the urge to repeatedly and rapidly thwack their outstretched hand between the inner thighs on show. (As if a salmon was flapping between them.)

Sophie gave me a massive inappropriate salmon yesterday at church. I totally should have worn tights.

inappropriate salmon by sherifffffffff December 14, 2010

raging salmon 

When u have a boner but its more than just a boner its a super boner-a raging salmon.

Every time i see jessica she gives a raging salmon.

raging salmon by Kawaiikinks February 20, 2017