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Flailing Salmon 

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.
Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!
Flailing Salmon by feeldasteel October 15, 2008

Flailing Salmon 

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion
Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!
Flailing Salmon by feeldasteel October 14, 2008

sockeye salmon 

very similiar to the flailing salmon but the sex is anal rather than vaginal.
After years of perfecting the Flailing Salmon, Jim finally got up enough nerve to try the Sockeye Salmon. He dropped more loads than UPS.
sockeye salmon by feeldasteel October 14, 2008