saber-toothed crotch jockey

N. A woman (or a man) who gives a guy head and grazes the teeth in inexperience. Biting may also be involved.

I didnt know she was a saber-toothed crotch jockey when i unzipped my fly or i would have let you have her.

by carpiethe April 25, 2010

saber-toothed tiger

Like a cougar, but older. Whereas the term cougar refers to an attractive, seductive woman in her late 30s and up, a saber-toothed tiger is an attractive, seductive woman in her late 50s and up.

A Saber-toothed tiger is also referred to as a "smilodon".

"Check out that cougar by the bar, man! She has been eyeballing me all night."
"Cougar? She's older than cougar, bro. That right there is a saber-toothed tiger."

by osirusr September 23, 2011

Saber Tooth Cat

A prehistoric super old bitch/lady who prays on young men. AKA Cougars Mom.

When your dating a man who's the same age as your grandson your a ,"Saber Tooth Cat."

by JaLa August 13, 2012

siberian dish soap

The act of hiding behind a shower curtain while person, or persons is going to the bathroom while viciously shadow jerking. When person is about to wash their hands, jump out and ejaculate on hands of person screaming FOR THE MOTHERLAND!

Dude my brother gave me the biggest Siberian dish soap!

by Captain Coke February 3, 2014

Saber Sausage

Saber sausage is where you're boner has accended to the level of war. It thirst to wage its mass destructive force against those who stand against its might.

The chosen one shall rise the saber sausage to vanquish all. So it was written.

by TGSUnderground (Also my YT) May 13, 2015

Saberforge

An amazing company offering professional grade dueling lightsabers that will drain your money and consume your life until your Facebook feed is entirely groups talking about their Sabers and how they customize them.

Ever since I bought my first Saberforge Saber, I haven't had money for food or clothes.

by Saber_Addict July 25, 2017

siberia

A term implying that something said or done is abnormal, illogical, weird, clearly incorrect, or obvious.

Despite the poster stating clearly that the department store is temporarily closed for renovation works, that boy still asked the shopping centre staff if the department store is closed. That's so fucking siberia.

by youtube.com/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 27, 2022