Turtle rub

When someone masturbates really slow to get the most pleasure.

Yo, next time you masturbate, try turtle rubbing so you can get the most pleasure out of it.

by Quix Skate October 22, 2016

guillotine rub

when a person with dentures takes them out then performs fellatio

guillotine rub a is blowjob from a person without any teeth

by rr879 April 19, 2014

Rub the tusk

Providing compliments to another with the purpose of flattery.

Sam made sure to rub the tusk when he told Alex how great of a guitar player he was.

by The tusk rubber October 14, 2018

Rub club

The girls equivalent to the mans spank bank

Oooh girl his body is so fine I'm gonna definitely put him in the Rub Club for later ;-)

by xSmizeH2Tx November 27, 2014

Rub Smucker

Very gay person, who is obviously hiding their homosexuality. Originated from Vermillion Ohio but now sees widespread use in Ohio and West Virginia.

Wow, that guy was a rub smucker!

by Jon Holtkampf October 21, 2014

Sympathy Rub

The sympathy rub is a rub that is given to someone on the shoulder, arm , back, etc. It is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used for apolagising too.

A sympathy rub is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used on a friend, acquaintance, family, etc. It shows affection without having too much contact like a hug might. It is a good all rounder and works in many situations. It can even be used to break the ice.

Me: "I dyed my hair and in artificial light it looks ginger"

Jake: *gives sympathy rub*

by IAmHereInFear May 28, 2018

Dry Rub

A wank with no lube.

God I ran out of lube the other day, had to dry rub it

by Belvis Parsley February 19, 2020