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rubbing tummies

Sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman, could also be used to describe sex involving chubby chasers/chunky monkeys.
John: Where the fuck were you last night, you wanker?
Mike: Rubbing tummies with Shelia mate, she is her final trimester and it is fucking weird!
John: Wow, really? you seem pretty evenly matched then, eh!
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Tammy:Did you see the girl with Mike last night? She weighed like 15 stone!
Cheryl: Yeah, Mike prolly loves rubbing tummies!
by crzydoktor August 20, 2010
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guillotine rub

when a person with dentures takes them out then performs fellatio
guillotine rub a is blowjob from a person without any teeth
by rr879 April 19, 2014
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Rub Toe

When you get raped by trump and your ass has Cheeto dust all over it.
Bro I have Rub Toe
by Toe Rubber November 7, 2019
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Rub club

Oooh girl his body is so fine I'm gonna definitely put him in the Rub Club for later ;-)
by xSmizeH2Tx November 27, 2014
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Sympathy Rub

The sympathy rub is a rub that is given to someone on the shoulder, arm , back, etc. It is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used for apolagising too.

A sympathy rub is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used on a friend, acquaintance, family, etc. It shows affection without having too much contact like a hug might. It is a good all rounder and works in many situations. It can even be used to break the ice.
Me: "I dyed my hair and in artificial light it looks ginger"

Jake: *gives sympathy rub*
by IAmHereInFear May 28, 2018
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Rub Smucker

Very gay person, who is obviously hiding their homosexuality. Originated from Vermillion Ohio but now sees widespread use in Ohio and West Virginia.
Wow, that guy was a rub smucker!
by Jon Holtkampf October 21, 2014
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Chest Rubbed

"Chest Rubbed" refers to the spontaneous and utter desolation of a human being for the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

In under a millisecond, the victim's entire body will experience a phenomenon in which all of their bones will break, and every pore in their body will bleed profusely without any other cause than the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.
An immense gory crime scene is shown. Blood is on the walls, on the ceiling, on the floor, everywhere. Nothing of a human being remains except for their blood and a few bones. Onlookers approach and comment on the scene:

"There is no other explanation. This man must've had his Chest Rubbed."
by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023
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