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rubbing tummies

Sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman, could also be used to describe sex involving chubby chasers/chunky monkeys.
John: Where the fuck were you last night, you wanker?
Mike: Rubbing tummies with Shelia mate, she is her final trimester and it is fucking weird!
John: Wow, really? you seem pretty evenly matched then, eh!
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Tammy:Did you see the girl with Mike last night? She weighed like 15 stone!
Cheryl: Yeah, Mike prolly loves rubbing tummies!
by crzydoktor August 20, 2010
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Dry Rub

A wank with no lube.
God I ran out of lube the other day, had to dry rub it
by Belvis Parsley February 19, 2020
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Rub club

Oooh girl his body is so fine I'm gonna definitely put him in the Rub Club for later ;-)
by xSmizeH2Tx November 27, 2014
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Rub Smucker

Very gay person, who is obviously hiding their homosexuality. Originated from Vermillion Ohio but now sees widespread use in Ohio and West Virginia.
Wow, that guy was a rub smucker!
by Jon Holtkampf October 21, 2014
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Sympathy Rub

The sympathy rub is a rub that is given to someone on the shoulder, arm , back, etc. It is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used for apolagising too.

A sympathy rub is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used on a friend, acquaintance, family, etc. It shows affection without having too much contact like a hug might. It is a good all rounder and works in many situations. It can even be used to break the ice.
Me: "I dyed my hair and in artificial light it looks ginger"

Jake: *gives sympathy rub*
by IAmHereInFear May 28, 2018
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Rub Tub

My friend said she is putting her boyfriend's picture in her Rub Tub for later use.
by MedicChris80 October 7, 2018
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Funyun Rub

The act of placing as many funyuns possible on your member and proceed to recieve a handjob from your partner
"Billy asked me for a funyun rub last night, I didn't complain."
by RJ Dicktiddles February 16, 2017
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