Rub Smucker

Very gay person, who is obviously hiding their homosexuality. Originated from Vermillion Ohio but now sees widespread use in Ohio and West Virginia.

Wow, that guy was a rub smucker!

by Jon Holtkampf October 21, 2014

Celtic Rub

This is the female version of the "happy ending" or "quick release" massage. Most masseurs are not willing to risk their jobs by giving female clients orgasms, but the ones that are, call it a "celtic rub."

Excuse me, do you give celtic rubs?

by Skippy Weymouth March 12, 2017

Chest Rubbed

"Chest Rubbed" refers to the spontaneous and utter desolation of a human being for the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

In under a millisecond, the victim's entire body will experience a phenomenon in which all of their bones will break, and every pore in their body will bleed profusely without any other cause than the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

An immense gory crime scene is shown. Blood is on the walls, on the ceiling, on the floor, everywhere. Nothing of a human being remains except for their blood and a few bones. Onlookers approach and comment on the scene:

"There is no other explanation. This man must've had his Chest Rubbed."

by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023

Rub club

The girls equivalent to the mans spank bank

Oooh girl his body is so fine I'm gonna definitely put him in the Rub Club for later ;-)

by xSmizeH2Tx November 27, 2014

The Dry rub

Not to be confused with a buffalo wild wings Dry Rub.

When two males performing the hot seat have a result of weiners making contact.

If you use the hot seat, be weary of the Dry rub

by Catastrophic ASS Blaster July 30, 2016

air rub

a gesture that resembles masturbation of male genitailia. usually performed by someone who is bored or disgusted.

I was so bored with what the instructor was saying, I did an air rub to my friend, Bruce, who was there, too.

by jimbanner June 20, 2016

rubbing tummies

Sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman, could also be used to describe sex involving chubby chasers/chunky monkeys.

John: Where the fuck were you last night, you wanker?
Mike: Rubbing tummies with Shelia mate, she is her final trimester and it is fucking weird!
John: Wow, really? you seem pretty evenly matched then, eh!
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Tammy:Did you see the girl with Mike last night? She weighed like 15 stone!
Cheryl: Yeah, Mike prolly loves rubbing tummies!

by crzydoktor August 20, 2010