square root 

(MATHEMATICS) each positive number has another number that, when multiplied times itself, equals that number. So, for example, 4 has a square root of 2 (2 x 2 = 4).

The square root of a negative number is an imaginary number. Imaginary numbers are not, by themselves, useful solutions to math problems; but they can be used to find them.

BILL: Anna, we have a rectangle that's 3 x as long as it is wide, and it encloses an area of 300 square meters. What are the dimensions?

ANNA: Well, that's like 3 squares of 100 square meters. The square root of 100 is 10, so the rectangle is 10 by 30.

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The logarithm of a square root is one half the log of the number itself; hence, the natural log of 25 is 3.2189, while the natural log of 5 is 1.6094.

square root by Abu Yahya April 23, 2010

improper root 

A maths-based joke that refers to working towards, but not completely achieving, getting a root. It is essentially a failed attempt to tune or woo a female.

1. "Nah look... I didn't actually root her. It was more of an improper root."

"So nothing happened then."

"Uh... nah, we just chatted."
2. "Old mate Will got an improper root last night."

improper root by YaBoiMattyMC October 7, 2017

Pursuit and Root 

Pursuit and Root is when you’re about to abort mission (stop msging a girl you fancy) but then decide to pursuit that ass and root her.

I think I’m gonna pursuit and root this chick, I was thinking of aborting mission but I’ll pursuit and root that.

Pursuit and Root by gackedelmo June 18, 2019

the square root of 64

Used to tell someone they ATE!!!! by using a mathematical equation.

(Ate is a way of saying someone Slayed or girlbossed)

*someone on social media cresting incredible art, doing a cool stunt etc*
Comment 1: WHATS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 64?!
Replied comments: ATEEEEEE

the square root of 64 by simplysharks April 23, 2023

reet root 

A slang term for vagina which more or less describes the sound of this word being censored.

Like “hey matt…mmm, have you seen tub girl yet…oh no? yeah, you gotta see this because it is so dang awesome…*loads pic*…oh hellz yeah!!!! Looooook at that!!! hahahaha…hmm can you even image? Oh, I couldn’t do that…shoot, no…oh man… hey, isn’t it weird how they blur out her reet root but I mean look at the rest of this picture. Ahhahahaha, oh man tub girl”

reet root by mcdisease September 7, 2007

dry root

when you simulate the act of sexual intercourse with another, but while one or more of the participants has articles of clothing covering/protecting their privates, thus causing frictional stimulation.

"hey stud, how'd it go with that 17 year old polish catholic girl last night?"

"well, i got her baps out but she wouldn't take her jeans off so all i got was a three hour dry root and some heavily inflamed testicles."

dry root by thetrain November 10, 2006

the square root of bugger all 

basically nothing at all, even less than bugger all

im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework

the square root of bugger all by gaw and loz April 18, 2008