improper root

A maths-based joke that refers to working towards, but not completely achieving, getting a root. It is essentially a failed attempt to tune or woo a female.

1. "Nah look... I didn't actually root her. It was more of an improper root."

"So nothing happened then."

"Uh... nah, we just chatted."
2. "Old mate Will got an improper root last night."

by YaBoiMattyMC October 7, 2017

Pursuit and Root

Pursuit and Root is when you’re about to abort mission (stop msging a girl you fancy) but then decide to pursuit that ass and root her.

I think I’m gonna pursuit and root this chick, I was thinking of aborting mission but I’ll pursuit and root that.

by gackedelmo June 18, 2019

the square root of 64

Used to tell someone they ATE!!!! by using a mathematical equation.

(Ate is a way of saying someone Slayed or girlbossed)

*someone on social media cresting incredible art, doing a cool stunt etc*
Comment 1: WHATS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 64?!
Replied comments: ATEEEEEE

by simplysharks April 23, 2023

reet root

A slang term for vagina which more or less describes the sound of this word being censored.

Like “hey matt…mmm, have you seen tub girl yet…oh no? yeah, you gotta see this because it is so dang awesome…*loads pic*…oh hellz yeah!!!! Looooook at that!!! hahahaha…hmm can you even image? Oh, I couldn’t do that…shoot, no…oh man… hey, isn’t it weird how they blur out her reet root but I mean look at the rest of this picture. Ahhahahaha, oh man tub girl”

by mcdisease September 7, 2007

dry root

when you simulate the act of sexual intercourse with another, but while one or more of the participants has articles of clothing covering/protecting their privates, thus causing frictional stimulation.

"hey stud, how'd it go with that 17 year old polish catholic girl last night?"

"well, i got her baps out but she wouldn't take her jeans off so all i got was a three hour dry root and some heavily inflamed testicles."

by thetrain November 10, 2006

the square root of bugger all

basically nothing at all, even less than bugger all

im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework

by gaw and loz April 18, 2008

dud root

A man/woman who is really bad in bed.

I picked up a stunner last night, but was bitterly disappointed when I got her home - she was a dud root.

by Manaz December 24, 2003