Ratchel

A ditzy moment. Usually associated with being blond. To have a blond moment.

Dude, i totally just pulled a ratchel.

by Ryanholt March 11, 2009

Ritchie Jao

A stupid lieng son of a bitch asian that should be hung

Me:"Hi Ritchie Jao"
RJ:"Im an asshole"
Well, ther ya hav it

by John Doe February 23, 2005

Ratchet

A mispronunciation of "Rat-Shit". Typically used by Australia youth as a localised version of the American equivalent, which refers to ghetto-trash and ghetto-trash-want-to-be persons of the female variety.

You look like ratchet mate.

Urgh. I drank too much last night. I feel ratchet.

by Crocodile Dungoofed December 19, 2013

Ratchetness

Is a a mild infection sort of like the common cold. That maybe contracted through visiting various stores ie... Walmart, Family Dollar, Bodegas, or anywhere Quest is accepted. When contracted with the infection. You tend to do "IGNANT" S**T like going out in public with attire such as: SCARFS on YO HEAD, PAJAMA PANTS, & other CRAZY s**T that SET African-Americans back another 400 years. There is a CURE, but it's in a BOOK, & people that have "RATCHETNESS" are ALLERGIC 2 BOOKS! also look under the term: "NI**ASHIT"

BoomSheeka went into Walmart in Midtown with a bad case of Ratchetness.

by "The Party Killa" September 10, 2009

Ritchings

Probably the best Last Name ever, name for a family that are loud, crazy, and don't take shit from everyone. Everybody who meets a member of the Ritchings family they automatically have a sudden urge to join the family because they are just that fun. The Ritchings have a great ability to hold liquor and chug it faster than the normal person. If you are a member of the Ritchings family, you will either have very light skin with a pink tone or very tan, because we are Italian.

Amanda: Did you see that family?!
Kris: yea, they were almost as cool as the Ritchings

by Pirate Ritchings October 26, 2011

ratchet juice

SKANKY SMELLING ODOR. USUALLY FOUND AROUND GIRLS NAMED SOPHIA. USUALLY COMING FROM GIRLS WITH SHORT SKIRTS AND KNEE HIGH BOOTS.

IT SMELLS LIKE RATCHET JUICE IN HERE.

by BRIKARENN December 20, 2013

Ratchet

A madam of the nasty ghetto species, dressed in an ensemble of cheetah print leggings and a leotard, not to mention the thong 4 sizes too small beneath these items. On top of her head is generally perched a purple weave, often resembling shredded plastic. A lady of this sort may be caught sipping a beverage called Baby Drank, or 4loko mixed with rufies......... AKA Baby Drank. Ratchets are most commonly known for their slurring of words due to the Baby Drank. Most Ratches are commonly found dancing sloppily on poles, most commonly knocking them over due to their immense weight. A Ratchet is also commonly found on the arm of a big black man smoking a cheap cigar.

Ratchet babies are a rare breed of child raised but the most ratchety ratchets. Such a creature drinks a mixture of Baby Drank and Heroin for nutrients. This habit is started from birth to build up tolerance for the (short) life ahead of him/her. A ratchet laugh is usually high pictched, sometimes to a frequency most people over 40 cannot hear.

Ma nigga, did y'all see dat nasty ass ratchet in da club lass' night??
Ma nigga yeh, I wanted to skeet all ova dat bitch

Dat bitch ain't jus a DB, she a straitup ratchet wen she drunk!

Yu see dat ratchet all up in de VeeEmAyzz las' nite?
Yuh course nigga, but chu talkin' bout Nicki Minaj or TayTay Swift?

by nIcKiMiNaJnIgGuHZ December 7, 2010