Richard and Mortimer

A animated show for those whom’st’ve a great IQ. Saying any line from said show will instantly increase your IQ by at least 50 points, depending on the quote. Speaking of the show will gain you the most fame and knowledge one man could ever have. In reality, this show is just for small children who think they are smart or for people to use ironically as a shit meme.

Guy: Dude do you watch Rick and Morty?
Guy 2: You mean RICHARD AND MORTIMER. *pause* WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! *IQ increase tenfold*

Richard and Mortimer by Vinman7122 October 29, 2017

Richard's Law 

Also known as "Dick's Rule of Penis Drawing"

Given a male and a blank writing/drawing medium, as the number of things written/drawn increases, the probability of it being a penis approaches 1.

"Did you see Tom's new Ipad? The first thing he did was draw a big hairy dick!"

"Yup. That's Richard's law for you."

Richard's Law by brofist November 16, 2012

Richard bender

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will bend to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will bend to the right.

The new guy's a Richard bender.

Richard bender by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014

Richard fest 

A party where there are too many dicks and not enough chicks.

This party is a Richard fest! Let's call Zoe and have her bring her girlfriends over.

Richard fest by Ric.Hard October 12, 2014

Richard Pryor

b. December 1, 1940 - d. December 10, 2005.

One of the greatest comedians to ever roam the planet earth. He will forever be immortalized in the annals of time, and we will all miss him.

R.I.P Richard Pryor, and thanks for the laughs.

Richard Pryor by DonAndino December 28, 2005

richard hammond 

The short guy on BBC Top Gear who is most famous for nearly killing himself by crashing a 300mph jet car in 2006, the latest in several "life threatening" situations he has been put in - including being struck by lightning and "drowned" in a car.

The short one with the mullet, and the guy who loves blowing up caravans. Also hosted "Brainiac - Science abuse"

Is commonly known as "Hamster"

Rediscovered his motor abilities after brain damage by playing with Lego

Also apparently has "not had his teeth done"

Richard Hammond's quotes

"I have not had my teeth done"

"I am a Driving God!"

richard hammond by RayzorSharp November 5, 2007

Richard Ramirez 

Mexican-American drifter from El Paso Texas. Convicted of several 1985 rapes and murders in Los Angeles County. Currently awaiting execution in San Quentin State Prison.

Richard Ramirez is a perfect example of a serial killer.

Richard Ramirez by t00_d4rk_p4rk June 11, 2006