Redneck

A hard working blue collar boy or girl generally from the south. Many people try to use it as a insult to us but y'all don't understand it's actually a compliment. Yes there are some stereotypes that are true for most of us i.e. hunting, fishing,4x4 trucks, and owning a black dog usually called nigger as well as dipping and cussing. Yee yee stay strong southern rednecks

Yankee- You stupid redneck you can't name your dog nigger it's offensive to black people.

Redneck- I don't give a fuck about your feelings son. Oh yea thanks for the compliment.*yells* nigger come here. * dog comes running*

by Redneck merican March 14, 2019

Redneck

Also see George Bush

Duuuh, guess i better get home now so i can go smack my wife in the eye, yes sir!

by James Lowe July 7, 2005

Rednecks

Someone who breaths, sleeps, and lives NASCAR. Usually smoke in the woods with a bottle of beer, and their belly hangs out. Maybe a crack head. If they went 2 college its a miracle-but it has to be 5 towns college. Someone who is probably bald and kidnapps little boys.- They have nothing else 2 do.

NASCAR LOVERS, CRACK HEADS, SMOKEAHOLICS, KIDNAPPERS.-NO KNOWLAGE, PEEING ON THINGS, SHAVING ARMS, PUBLIC URANATION, DRINKING BEER WITH FRIENDS WHILE WATCHING NASCAR, WATCHING NEKKED PEOPLE. HAVE 2 FRIENDS WHO ARE ALSO ASSES.-BIG ASS BEARDS.- REDNECKS. WIPING ASSES WITH YUGIOH CARDS

by MJ BEAST April 27, 2011

Redneck

The song, "Confederate Fag", pretty much coins them up well:
Mama killed the baby
Now the daddy was in town
Drove up in his pickup truck
And buried her underground
The rebel force will save me
Pink panties all around
What they said was so unreal
I guess it was profound
When they said
Everybody?
Anybody?
somebody?
nobody!!
Mister Anti-Everything, atari stick in hand
Bat me on the forehead
So I could understand
He smeared his face with lipstick
And yelled and screamed real loud
Point in my direction
And rub semen on the crowd
When he said
Everybody?
anybody?
somebody?
nobody!!
Everyone needs a hero
Nobody needs a star
Will you still adore me
When I've gone way too far?
The rebel force will save me
they grabbed my little hand
Threw me in the pickup truck
Cause I don't understand...

The song, Confederate Fag, is quite lovely. You should download it illegally. It's by Jack Off Jill.

Wth is it with them and their refusal to believe the Civil War is over?

by Mariselita March 2, 2005

Redneck

a kick-ass song by Lamb Of God from their new CD, Sacrament

"This is your motherfucking invitation...The only one you could ever need.."

Redneck
Lamb of God
Sacrament

by Pwnzing Mercenary September 25, 2006

Redneck

The condition of a southern farmers neck fron farming vegitables all day in the blistering heat, so northeners can eat something besides corn.

Farmer=Honey, do you have any skin lotion?

farmers wife=You've been out in the fields all day again haven't you dear, i told you your neck will get red?

Farmer=Yes, and my redneck burns terribly but if I don't get this crop up north them yankees will die from corn overdose.

by holyman612 February 16, 2010

Redneck

someone from anywhere in the world but mainly rural southeastern united states and rural canada. sost rednecks like myself love nascar. apparently most rednecks like pro wrestlin but not all. all rednecks are hard workin folk who earn everything they have. we are very smart people n can figure most anything out. rednecks enjoy the outdoors n would rather be outside than inside. cept for me it is way to cold right now and wish i could be fixin my car n truck. rednecks are the most polite people you will ever meet n enjoy time with family and friends. not all rednecks are drunks dip n smoke. rednecks do in fact shop at walmart cept walmarts gone to chinese and aint american enough for most anymore so i do my shopping by getting clothes from the nascar races. we are almost all good at computer stuff. rednecks dont all listen to country, i listen to rock n metal. rednecks tend to be God fearing Christians that attend church weekly and enjoy nascar afterwards. rednecks are the most patriotic people in america and will defend this great nation to our death. rednecks also tend to be very conservative and hate big government. we take no offense when northerners make fun of us, we just laugh and go on with our day. think before the next time you laugh at us, who is the one that knows how to fix a car without a car shop, whos the ones that actually have to work at work, whos the one that grows the food and other what nots that feed your family. respect rednecks and well respect you.

rednecks put food on the plate without breaking the bank... hell im a po-e-tic redneck!(cant spell, sorry, but yes i do have a college education, just dont need it for what i do like most rednecks)

by gojohnson48 January 14, 2011