The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.
“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”
by BigBird321 December 12, 2022
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"Hey guys, throw a hundred on this horse, there's no way it can lose"
"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"
"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"
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Get the Punt-tard mug.Not to be mistaken with its sister term “Cussy” , “Punt” is a derogatory term. It is used as a offensive term to slut shame anyone who is a honewrecker, a cheater, a whore, etc. “Punt” is the mix of the words “Pussy” and “Cunt”
“Pussy Cunt” (Punt) Is when a vagina owner, is screwing or simply talking to multiple guys at once.
“Pussy Cunt” (Punt) Is when a vagina owner, is screwing or simply talking to multiple guys at once.
by Blair Bowery September 23, 2023
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Get the Punt muffin mug.In the world of collectable card games (especially magic the gathering and hearthstone), to punt is to make a mistake that causes you to lose a game you were otherwise winning.
Sometimes, people loosen the definition to include all mistakes made in a game, regardless of whether they would actually change the outcome.
Sometimes, people loosen the definition to include all mistakes made in a game, regardless of whether they would actually change the outcome.
I should have realized I had lethal, but I punted by targeting my lightning bolt at my opponent's creature.
by JerrySmith22 February 13, 2022
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