The pretzel was already released once in the United States. Its mission was to assassinate President George W. Bush. Unfortunately, the attempt failed.
It's a little embarrassing to admit that a snack food almost improved the world.
It's a little embarrassing to admit that a snack food almost improved the world.
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ii. One of the countless demonstrations of
dubya's cluelessness.
ii. One of the countless demonstrations of
dubya's cluelessness.
i.(sreaming in his sleep) Please, no! Please, not the pretzel, nooo! (Wakes up)
Almost got me that time.
ii. Do you really need an example for that?
Almost got me that time.
ii. Do you really need an example for that?
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Person 2: How?
Person 1: He tore up their essays and laughed.
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