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Pretzel

The pretzel was already released once in the United States. Its mission was to assassinate President George W. Bush. Unfortunately, the attempt failed.

It's a little embarrassing to admit that a snack food almost improved the world.
by RaVNzCRoFT December 24, 2008
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plotzed

I was so scared I almost plotzed in my pants! I laughed so hard I almost plotzed in my pants!
by don d August 16, 2006
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pretzel

i.Dubya boy's worst nightmare and what will hopefully be his maker some other day.
ii. One of the countless demonstrations of
dubya's cluelessness.
i.(sreaming in his sleep) Please, no! Please, not the pretzel, nooo! (Wakes up)
Almost got me that time.
ii. Do you really need an example for that?
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mud pretzel

a penis covered with fecal after having anal sex
damn, the other day i got a mud pretzel after having anal sex
by arfifteen May 20, 2010
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Salty Pretzel

When you are able to deny something with beyond reasonable plausibility.
Do you think I would nominate a sex act for a team-name? You can call me one Salty Pretzel on that matter.
by A wholesome worker September 16, 2019
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Pootz

Giving off a rank, disgusting odor.
I can't believe the pootz that comes out of Janni's ass.
by quattro October 29, 2004
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protzeller

A real cockwaffle of a person, usually a teacher. Generally an old sadistic fuckwad who preys on teenagers who he doesn't like.

#asshole#dipfuck#stupidteacher#school#evilteacher
Person 1: You won't believe it- the teacher made 3 girls cry in class today!

Person 2: How?

Person 1: He tore up their essays and laughed.

Person 2: What an crusty old jizzsock. Sounds like a real protzeller!!
by 1-800-fuc-kyou January 9, 2017
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