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Virtual Probation

When you must refrain from liking, commenting, posting, reblogging, retweeting, or anything of the sort because you told someone you were going to bed.
"Ugh, the one time my News Feed actually has posts worth commenting on, I'm on Virtual Probation."
by thesearewords August 9, 2012
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social probation

Being inundated with social media advertising for products you've already purchased or decided not to purchase.
All my wall-street-driven social media channels put me on social probation after I bought that boner juice online last summer; and it doesn't even work.
by northtacoma December 22, 2014
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Verbal Probation

When a friend forces you to be quiet for a period of time, because you've said something stupid.
"I'm gonna have to put you on verbal probation." "Jennifer said something dumb again. She's currently on verbal probation."
by Mac May May October 4, 2016
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Paid promote

Paid Promotion

a common tactic used by countless businesses by selling spaces on their page.
Are you up for Paid promote?
DM for cheap PP/Giveaways
by specialty123 May 20, 2018
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Party Promoter

A Treesh male who invites majority of female to event that he or his peers are hosting.
Look at him being a "Party Promoter"

J.P - Hey ladies, come buy tickets to our first Winter Pool Party.
by awjgbdL December 3, 2018
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pooper promoter

Someone who always talks about anal sex and how great it is. Usually telling others how they need to try it.

Example: "Did she let you put it in her ass, it's the best man"
We met a Pooper Promoter at the party last night. So when we got home we had to try it in the butt. They were right, it was great!
by UltraPurp March 2, 2019
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Jump promote

• When a promotional company purposely tries to overshadow a competitor by offering there service's before there competitor in order to sway business there way

• When a promotional company offers there service's before there competitor without sufficient promotional backing to spite there competitor

The term is coined from 'jump the gun' which is a term used when an individual acts before the proper or appropriate time

It is not illegal but is not a desirable trait as a businessman and may deter other businessman from dealing with you and can be seen as a snake move
I think they're trying to 'jump promote' me to steal my customers
by Jump promote April 12, 2019
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