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Pretzel-Cock

A disturbed or misguided person or event that considers itself a raging success.
Check out that pretzel-cock with the sequin jacket hitting on the married bartender in front of her husband.
by Atom Crewz December 15, 2008
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Pretzel

Twisted; succubus; corrupt; perplexing
when referred to a female
"These pretzels are making me thirsty"

- The twisted female (pretzel) is making me drink(alcohol)
by Under Artificial Skies July 2, 2009
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pretzelized

Damn, I feel 'pretzelized' right now.

Someone giving you salt in game Damn, I'm getting 'pretzelized'.
by SnorLux July 22, 2016
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wet pretzel

"Girl, I went over to his house and he had a wet pretzel"
by Maserati1 October 19, 2015
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Salty pretzel

When oral sex is performed on a man who is very sweaty.
Alice always wanted for Bob to come home after his daily run because she loved getting a salty pretzel.
by Alexi Cographer June 12, 2019
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These pretzels are making me thirsty

can be used as a term for curiosity.
When you and a friend overhear someone and want to know more about what they are talking about, you can say, "These pretzels are making me thirsty."
by Gumbo76 September 22, 2006
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pretired

"Bob pretired from his job."
by H to the A February 2, 2009
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