jizz patty

1.(noun) Globules of semen resembling the shape of a chicken patty or hockey puck. They are often found about the breast, vagina, mouth, hair, etc. of a woman after sexing, or on carpeting in the immediate vicinity of a computer after masturbation to internet porn.

2.(noun) Liquid jizz wafers.

3.(noun) Semen stains often found on the sheets, carpet, matress, walls, heating and air conditioning unit, and pillows of hotel rooms.

plural: jizz patties

Example 1:
Jim: "Hey I heard you and Stacy got a room at the Kabumfuck Inn for this weekend?"
Ted: "Yeah. I hope the room isn't infested with jizz patties."

Example 2:
As he was about to climax, Joe pulled out and laid a big jizz patty on her left boob.

Example 3:
Before I go to bed at night, I like to fire out a couple jizz patties. Helps me go right to sleep.

by The Biz 69 June 26, 2008

Patti

a patti is a beautiful, smart, girl that doesn't always believe In herself, she has been hurt many times before and therefore doesn't know what love is or how to have confidence in herself. She tries to grow up to fast to fit In the others but it doesn't work. She's just different from the others and therefore is not very well liked by people. She has 1-2 close friends that she hopes will never leave here though she is scared that one day something might happen. She is hard to find and easy to lose if she thinks you're wasting her time. She will give you many chances, but take advantage of her and she will drop you. Never leave a Patti.

Never let go of a Patti, once you lose her, there's no going back.

by ThePianoKeeper April 22, 2018

pattronize

verb; “to humor one’s Twilight-obsessed friends” who are all gaga over grungy-hunk, sensitive-vampire-dude Robert Pattinson.

"Do you really like Robert Pattinson?"
"No, but I have to pattronize Natalie"

by divine intervention. December 23, 2008

pattacake

Guyanese word which can be refered to a girls vagina

Ay gyal, wash yuh pattacake.
Yuh pattacake stink stink.

by gtstunna April 25, 2006

Making Patterns

The act of making patterns on a scantron during a test, because you don't know the answers.

Dude, that test killed me! I was Making Patterns on the entire front side!

by R-Ill December 22, 2008

Robert Pattinson

An actor.
Not your future husband. Not a sex god. Not sex on legs. Not drop dead gorgeous.

just, an actor. Famous for his roles in Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire and the Twilight saga movies.

Robert Pattinson is an actor. End of story.

by chrissy9 August 2, 2009

Pattie Boyd

Only the most beautiful sixties model, muse of George Harrison and Eric Clapton, had two of the greatest love songs of our time written about her "Something";"Layla" and overall sweetheart.

Dammit. Why can't we all be so lucky?

Pattie Boyd is the ultimate muse of the sixties.

by Exhibit A August 20, 2008