A humungously obese woman who plods around and occassionally has her shirt tucked into her dress, exposing the rump.
by kombat July 13, 2005
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When a girl has big pussy lips.
by homeytheclown November 07, 2010
Pork off as a verb means to masturbate to climax, complete with orgasm and ejaculation of semen among males.
Pork off as a noun means cum, ejaculate, semen.
Pork off as a noun means cum, ejaculate, semen.
"Oh, you are porking off", said to me by younger brother, when I was masturbating and emitting pre-ejaculate (precum) from my glans penis. I was a few months away from my first, true masturbation to orgasm, with a spectacular ejaculation of semen (cum).
"Oh, you have pork off (but that was precum) on your belly," so my brother said, but that was before I achieved masturbation with orgasm, complete with pork off, cum, semen.
I heard these two expressions about 1964 from my younger brother as I was entering adolescence and he not far behind. We were engaging in innocent sexual play then.
"Oh, you have pork off (but that was precum) on your belly," so my brother said, but that was before I achieved masturbation with orgasm, complete with pork off, cum, semen.
I heard these two expressions about 1964 from my younger brother as I was entering adolescence and he not far behind. We were engaging in innocent sexual play then.
by Thom in DC November 09, 2007
I fucked her with my pork candle!
by nervegas April 30, 2010
a crude term for a womans vagina, or a mans anus. Also if there was a hole in your ham, you could use it in that sense too.
by trannykingtuck February 15, 2008
When an individual dawns a two piece wetsuit, flippers, a sheathed broken piece of glass and a snorkel mask enters a body of salt water with moderate to large pig in arms, the individual proceeds to sodomize said pig while venting its innards into the saltwater with the glass shard, causing pig to lose buoyancy pulling the sodomite and bleeding pig under the surface of the water until climax.
Noun, Verb, Adj.
Noun, Verb, Adj.
Noun: "I'd rather be snorkel porking."
Verb: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING BILL!?" "I am snokel porking."
Adjective: "Man thats a snokelporking ride you got there."
Verb: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING BILL!?" "I am snokel porking."
Adjective: "Man thats a snokelporking ride you got there."
by snorkpork November 26, 2010