Pooped and got up

When someone doesn’t wipe their ass. It’s also from a famous song (not really though)

Guy 1:I didn’t wipe my butt I just pooped and got up
Guy 2:WTF BRO

by Idk what name to use May 1, 2021

Pooker

Somebody who puts pills up their ass for a high / hides drugs in their ass

yo i was gonna buy off this dealer right but the fuckin pooker told me to turn around as he pulled my weed out his asscrack

by killer.kenny July 23, 2021

Pooted

Pooted

The rest of the time it pooted randomly all around Dreamworld - and four times a day it actually left the grounds and took a swing around the parking lot, exiting and reentering via the large-vehicle gate near the Main Gate.

When the light changed, it pooted and tooted off in the direction of New Jersey, but not before the objects noted a sticker on its bumper that announced, "I'd Rather Be Partying.

They'd make a thermos of it so it would stay hot on him while he pooted around showering and shaving and so on in the morning

by Pootymalooty October 30, 2021

Popoked

To Slay someone verbally and intellectually in all aspects of the Law.

Jordy just got Popoked by Ben so badly, he cleansed the GQP out of him.

by Medias Chomi September 9, 2021

pooker

A pedophile who will kidnap children

Officer! The pooker is right there!

by Jbaybay December 25, 2021

Pookieduke

A title that a guy is given to by his male significant other.

Yo Brad, how is your pookieduke doing?

by Smallss March 5, 2022

pookeman

When you dress up as Pokémon and have a shit fight before performing oral with your partner.

Man Mary got a little crazy during the pookeman fight last night, I even got some in my eye.

by Wetwildwilly March 10, 2022