ponderize

80% Ponder, 20% memorize

I had to ponderize to pass the class

by scubathomas36 November 27, 2015

pooner

The female version of a boner. A female erection, if you will.

I was so excited I got a pooner!

by JennyBirdy August 11, 2010

ponderize

To think deeply about something important and memorize it to use it later.

I ponderize a verse from the scriptures every week, and have done so for 20 years.

by Hwilly11 November 21, 2015

Ponker

Ponker is a family of card games that combines gambling, strategy, and skill. All ponker variants involve betting as an intrinsic part of play, and determine the winner of each hand according to the combinations of players' cards.

"I just made millions on stonks and I'm ready to play some ponker"
"Only reason I went to Las Vegas was to win big at ponker"

by Bilzernian July 19, 2019

pooner

More than taking a deuce. A turd that is 6 inches to a foot long reaches out of the toilet water..usually leaves alot of poop streaks on the toilet when it goes down.

I left a pooner in the toilet for you.. it says "Hi" or I dropped a big pooner, man do i feel better!

by Crampy September 30, 2006

Pooner

a middle eastern or indian person.

my boys in the military are over seas right now capping some pooners.

who the fuck brought this pooner to my party?

that fucking pooner at 7-11 overcharged me again!

by 1ftw October 2, 2010

ponderize

it’s a combination of 80 percent extended pondering and 20 percent memorization. …

I invite you to "ponderize" one verse of scripture each week. -Devin Durrant

by Marshall Matthews November 22, 2015