care bear

retarded person w/ downsyndrome who wants to make it on their own. The term "Carebear" could refer to anyone who is acting like a retard.
You are such a carebear.

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Well, Care bear why dont you go ahead and get something to eat since you are so hungry.
by Crampy October 07, 2006
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pooner

More than taking a deuce. A turd that is 6 inches to a foot long reaches out of the toilet water..usually leaves alot of poop streaks on the toilet when it goes down.
I left a pooner in the toilet for you.. it says "Hi" or I dropped a big pooner, man do i feel better!
by Crampy September 30, 2006
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