Crampy's definitions

pooner

More than taking a deuce. A turd that is 6 inches to a foot long reaches out of the toilet water..usually leaves alot of poop streaks on the toilet when it goes down.

I left a pooner in the toilet for you.. it says "Hi" or I dropped a big pooner, man do i feel better!

by Crampy September 30, 2006

care bear

retarded person w/ downsyndrome who wants to make it on their own. The term "Carebear" could refer to anyone who is acting like a retard.

You are such a carebear.

or

Well, Care bear why dont you go ahead and get something to eat since you are so hungry.

by Crampy October 7, 2006