Portsmouth Plumber

A guy that gives BJ's to random strangers in public parks. Considered derogatory.

"hey man I heard you went to The Fens last night after the bars closed looking for a Portsmouth Plumber. lololololollolololololool"

"Wut? Fuck you. That ain't cool. I was at my grandma's house last night."

by affluent geoffrey October 6, 2019

Half your age plus five

Same as Half your age plus seven, but is the rule in Tasmania.

Alex wanted to date Meg but the 'Half your age plus seven rule stopped them'. However they both moved to Tasmania and because of 'Half your age plus five' rule they were fine.

by yourfriendlyearthmover1 October 28, 2010

plush

somthing that is sweet, a girl thats fit, something cool. etc.

Ur mums well plush.

by Wonder chode December 30, 2002

plus-sized

Fat. See full figured.

Person1: What do you think of "plus-sized" models?
Person2: Fat.

by Guru May 10, 2006

Joe The Plumber

The final desperate ploy in a long string of desperate ploys. An ineffectual effort preceding a colossal, epic fail.

Napoleon's Joe The Plumber could not surmount the rising tide of social and political forces that laid the groundwork for his exodus from power.

by heydemo February 21, 2009

plus-size model

A full figured female or male who is just as attractive as a super model but can serve as an example for the full figured people.

Queen Latifa is a plus size model who does adds for cover girl.

by Angela Footman August 11, 2005

plumb wafters

A wafter of plums, someone who likes air to waft around his sack. 2 men going fishing for a weekend together could be referred to as plum wafters. homosexual's

Mr Gordon and his friend went to a lake where several pairs of men in short sleeve tshirts and moustaches were seen fishing together. They were referred to as plumb wafters .

by TM_SG June 28, 2010