Player

A male version of a hoe but does not get called out like girls do. Plays with girls feelings becuase he has none. Once he has a girlfriend he changes or so the girlfriend thinks.

Tommy was out with Gisselle in the morning but was with Michelle in the night he was a player

by 64779 July 10, 2017

Glorified Guitar Hero Player

A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.

I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

Girl trumpet player

The strongest of the trumpet players. Girl Trumpet Players don't only show the boys that they can play a hard/ manly instrument, it also gives them the strongest lips. Girl Trumpet Players are the best kissers

Wow, she was a good kisser. She must be a Girl trumpet player

by Girl Trumpet Player June 28, 2015

sex in single player mode

Masturbation

I’m gonna go home and have sex in single player mode

by Loki19634 January 15, 2019

League of Legends players

A person who weighs at least 3 tons and hasn’t moved or touched grass for 25 or more years, and simps for hot anime girls.

I once had a really good friend until he started to play league of legends and he hasn’t moved out of his $850 gaming chair since. He weighs as much as a league of legends player. This league of legends players hasn’t touched grass or moved out of his room yet in 25 years.

by 0975432345 October 23, 2022

Player Cam

When one is at a party, or other social event you keep an eye on a person who is likely to make some key "plays"
Usually a guy who is hitting on a particular girl, but the inverse could also apply. Occasionally used for someone who is generally amusing at a social outing.

Derived from sports such as Rugby, Football, Basketball, where the camera tracks one particular player on the team, normally the play maker.

1. Ive got player cam on Flynn tonight, I know he's keen on her, lets see if he makes a move.

2. Tom: Hey Tim are you going to make a move on Kate tonight?
Tim: Yeah, but I've got player cam on Jack, it could be a bit of a dog fight I want to make sure I can suss out the competition.

by gronk April 4, 2009

player

Somebody involved in several simultaneous relationships.

The player went out with Mindy last night, but tonight he is going out with Clarissa.

by Ainolketta March 12, 2005