A guy I met at the bar kept telling people he was a philosophist. The dumb turd didn't realize he meant philosopher.
by lenzingerburger January 2, 2010
Get the philosophist mug.1) The feeling experienced after encountering a philosophical argument that makes so much sense it makes everything else make no sense. 2) Another term for Absurdity. 3) The feeling produced by an idea that is just too fucking big.
"1. Houses, rocks, trees, objects are things perceived only by the senses.
2. The perception of things by the senses is a phenomenon experienced only in the mind.
3. Therefore, houses, rocks, trees, objects are in your mind.
4. Whhaaaat thhhee fuuuuuuuck: Oh my God. Philosomelt."
2. The perception of things by the senses is a phenomenon experienced only in the mind.
3. Therefore, houses, rocks, trees, objects are in your mind.
4. Whhaaaat thhhee fuuuuuuuck: Oh my God. Philosomelt."
by Aristotlefuckyeah December 1, 2009
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The study of processes through which the different natures of reality are comprehended, often working from priori principles. Unlike science which is organised knowledge, philosophy is organised study of the means through which knowledge is derived.
PHILOSOPHY:
Student: I can calculate how long it will take for this car to reach the ramp’s end based on earth surface conditions and calculus.
Oddities: yes, but through what means have you derived such postulates? Secondly, whatever observations are then made shall only be comprehend due to the chemistry of your brain piecing together a substitute for the transcendental reality.
Student: I think it’s better if we don’t think about that shit.
Student: I can calculate how long it will take for this car to reach the ramp’s end based on earth surface conditions and calculus.
Oddities: yes, but through what means have you derived such postulates? Secondly, whatever observations are then made shall only be comprehend due to the chemistry of your brain piecing together a substitute for the transcendental reality.
Student: I think it’s better if we don’t think about that shit.
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Get the Philosophy mug.1.) the Place where they film THE OC, which is in LA county. Considered to be the wealthiest and most affluent neighborhood in all of Los Angeles county.
However..It is in reality a shit hole. What use is living on the coast line if you can't go to the beach? Its a nice little bubble..but once you leave you are in the fucking ghetto, i.e. carson, compton, torrance, etc..
A place that wishes it was located in southern Orange County California, but its not. The only reason why people live in PV as opposed to Laguna Beach, Newport Beach, Newport Coast, Corona Del Mar, Dana Point, San Clemente, etc..
is because its the only halfway decent place to live in LA
However..It is in reality a shit hole. What use is living on the coast line if you can't go to the beach? Its a nice little bubble..but once you leave you are in the fucking ghetto, i.e. carson, compton, torrance, etc..
A place that wishes it was located in southern Orange County California, but its not. The only reason why people live in PV as opposed to Laguna Beach, Newport Beach, Newport Coast, Corona Del Mar, Dana Point, San Clemente, etc..
is because its the only halfway decent place to live in LA
I own a business in downtown LA... I would love to live in Newport or Laguna, but the drive is too far so I bought a house in Palos Verdes instead
by Sam Kim August 27, 2005
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