patrisija

Patrisija is someone special needs she commonly has long dark hair and is short and compressed like a tree trunk

Wow is that patrisija! Damn it tree trunk

by Buttercupwayermelon February 17, 2025

parisian popper

Taking a bottle of French champagne, shaking for maximum pop, then inserting rectally and letting the bubbles work their magic

Jimmy grabbed the bottle of champagne, shook it with all his might. This bottle was ready to pop! The cork was popped and up it went!! Jimmy loved the feeling of the Parisian Popper

by anonymous May 30, 2025

Pătrășcanie

1. An overly dramatic or obviously fake excuse given to avoid plans with friends, typically involving mundane tasks like eating, "urgent" errands, or mysterious obligations.
2. A habitual pattern of bailing on social activities under the guise of importance.

He said he had to reorganize his sock drawer instead of joining us — classic pătrășcanie.

We were all ready to play, but Patrasc pulled another pătrășcanie.

by Jumper75 June 8, 2025

Patriciophrenia

When a bipolar woman spontaneously becomes the worst one of her personalities and does not hold back

Everything was going OK then she developed patriciophrenia

by Patriciasmyfave January 31, 2026

Patisci

A term used to rub salt into an emotional wound. To be used only with people you’re close to, if you want to be a bastard.

Heh, she kissed me, patisci?!

by Gabe_22 December 17, 2025

Jade Parisian

A women who is usually cancerous to all men. She says she looks ugly and says she has depression (most of the time) but really she doesn't and is trying to grow attention.

Look at that Jade Parisian, she is trying to get another boy again.

by HFUIDSVDNIklvzkbfvra April 16, 2019

Angelina Matrisciano

Angelina Matrisciano is by far the most best person in this world. words cant describe how much she means to me, literally. like if you ever met her you’ll be like “damn i want to date her” but you can’t because she’s my gf. She is literally the most beautiful person i’ve ever met. No, like literally she’s so beautiful with her blonde hair like damn shawty *lip bites*. But like seriously imma marry this woman one day watch me.

Yeah Angelina Matrisciano is my gf. lmao you don’t know her? damn you must be boring.

by Priscilla Matrisciano March 18, 2021